I'm pretty terrific.

By TheRtHonPM on Man Struck By Bike

Yes, I agree that cars don't respect bikes. How does it follow that, THEREFORE, bikes can be dicks to pedestrians? Are you serious?

Posted on September 24, 2014 at 1:49 pm 4

By my name is matt on A Portrait of the Alt-Bro as a Young Dumbass

so is The Awl becoming the web equivalent of a college newspaper? Because that's where I would expect to see something like this, and I wouldn't be disappointed in the immaturity of the writing. But here I expect much better.

Posted on September 17, 2014 at 1:33 pm 1

By joeks on A Portrait of the Alt-Bro as a Young Dumbass

This is bad, and you should feel bad.

Posted on September 17, 2014 at 12:26 pm 1

By chumley on A Portrait of the Alt-Bro as a Young Dumbass

The alt-bro writes an article for The Awl.

Posted on September 17, 2014 at 11:52 am 7

By major disaster on Six Essential Hobby Lobby Products (And Where To Buy Them Now)

The zero candle is for the fetus you will be gestating because your employer doesn't cover birth control.

Posted on July 1, 2014 at 12:22 pm 3

By BadUncle on The Case for Drunk Texting Mom

Look, FWIW, I'm willing to text anybody's mom about anything, at anytime. I'm there for you. And your mom.

Posted on June 23, 2014 at 10:52 pm 1

By holdup!holdmyphone! on Ask Polly: My Boyfriend Won't Stop Raging About My Sexual History

I know from experience, because I used to be one: baseball players are raging assholes. On the other hand, RFF, you're an asshole for giving this dude herpes. Seems like you're made for each other.

Posted on June 11, 2014 at 12:27 pm 1

By Leon on The Bros Who Inherited the Earth

It's nothing to do with tech, the new whatever, or anything.

Entrepreneurship is for people who can afford to not work a guaranteed paying thing without disrupting their life or people who can be willing to risk living in poverty (HI THE AWL GUYS) to do the thing they care about. It is also for people who have been raised with the belief that "Yes, your thoughts are valid! YOU CAN BE A SUCCESS"

It's not surprising that a lot of entrepreneurs are assholes. I'm sure it's always been that way.

Posted on May 29, 2014 at 9:33 am 1

By hershmire on Are Cyborg Identity Politics Destroying YOUR Favorite Restaurant?

Would it be a dick move to hold your camera phone up to a Glass user and assure him/her you're not recording when asked to put it down? Hypothetically.

Posted on May 23, 2014 at 2:04 pm 4

By KarenUhOh on A Drone Tried to Kill Me at a Gizmodo Party

@IBentMyWookie "Reasonable troll."

Posted on May 23, 2014 at 12:47 pm 1