I'm pretty terrific.
By KarenUhOh on Monkeys Scary
Good lord, if Wookie can't take it, no way in Hell I'm looking.
Oh man, just when my lonelygirl15 wounds had finally scarred over
Also Weird Twitter was just a malfunctioning subroutine in an NYSE quantitative trading supercomputer and MoMa is being turned into an Apple store.
I don't think The Awl knows how Breaking Bad ends, guys.
A Godspeed show in Athens, GA, in the early 2000s was where I heard my favorite heckle of all time. Someone shouted, "Play the one about urban decay!"
Did I write this? This advice needs to be give to every woman when they turn 20, or something because if I had seen this back then, it would have saved me a lot of embarrassment. Ew.
Great answer or THE BEST answer? I didn't figure this out until I was almost 30. Praise be to Polly. (And thank god texting wasn't really a thing yet when I was in my 20's.)
I wish there was a way to send this letter and Polly's response back to myself circa 2000.
NOT THAT I WOULD HAVE HEEDED IT.
to the LW: girl, this is IT right here. I didn't know this at 21, or at 22, and I got it at 23. take every word of her advice because all of it is total, complete truth.
By SidAndFinancy on Ask Polly: My Best Friend Keeps Recruiting Me To Join Her Multi-Level Marketing Scheme!
@IBentMyWookie "Beyoncé" = fabulous