By mollytheviking on Ask Polly: My Best Friend Is In Love With My Sister!
HOLY SHIT that is me in that photo, hugging the statue. What did you people search to find that photo? From 2007.
I registered just to share this. Mind still in pieces on the floor.
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By Clarence Rosario on Asshole College Kids Apparently Now Way Worse Than Ever
The best part is when MSNBC reporters were told to lie on the ground. The police are now just fucking with the media.
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By Choire Sicha on Asshole College Kids Apparently Now Way Worse Than Ever
LEE. WHAT IS GOING ON OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE NOW? Do you see CNN? If so, can you throw rocks?
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By Gef the Talking Mongoose on Asshole College Kids Apparently Now Way Worse Than Ever
Goddammit, I had "Uzbekistan" in my bracket.
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By Ruth Graham@twitter on Three Gayest Sentences About A Gay Wedding Ever
"Shelhammer knew there had to be masks."
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By C_Webb on Three Gayest Sentences About A Gay Wedding Ever
You should know that my anticipation of this slideshow is so vast and joyous that I'm saving it as a treat for myself after I call my mother.
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By Titania on Ask Polly: I Am 40. Will I Be Alone Forever?
@IBentMyWookie Yup. I know I have them. I would straight up pass out and die if my boyfriend mentioned them. I don't feel that way about hair anywhere else (yes, I have been that person in the "fuck you, if you won't go down on me until I wax, I'm not waxing until you go down on me" argument) but my lip? Ugh. I trim it religiously since my skin is too sensitive for wax or threading.
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By hungrybee on Which Is A Worse Piece Of Garbage, Ray J's Song About Kim Kardashian Or Brad Paisley And L.L. Cool J's Song About Race Relations?
Robert E. Lee shout out. That is all.
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By bluebears on Which Is A Worse Piece Of Garbage, Ray J's Song About Kim Kardashian Or Brad Paisley And L.L. Cool J's Song About Race Relations?
She is in fact still married to Kris Humphries.
#trialofthecentury
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By deepomega on Why Can't We All Acknowledge Baz Luhrmann's Genius?
I'm pretty sure it's that Luhrman seems to think he's making something other than "teenager's fever dreams"? And also seems fond of willfully ignoring the, um, subtler angles of the texts he translates to the big screen.
Also, that Baz is NOT A NAME.