I'm pretty terrific.
@deepomega Sundance Channel's Rectify does mystery, existential angst, Southern Gothic, et al. 1000,000X better
@deepomega Overrated or the most overrated?
I mean, it was fine. But EVERY WHITE DUDE LOVED IT MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF.
You're always pulling out pigtails and pushing us into the sandbox because you looooooove us and want to have our babies
Tell me you have a publishing deal.
(I am not now, nor have I ever been, Ms. Vargas-Cooper's publicist)
@LolCait Reddit's a boy??
@jfruh Unrelated: my mind does a Pullman/Paxton thing with Jonathan Chait and Michael Chabon
NEVER STOP PUBLISHING NVC PIECES
I would totally wear those Helen Slater designs, too.
"My [Twitter] feed! My [Twitter] feed's so smart, but I'm worried about my [Twitter] feed!"
@jolie GIRL, I KNOW