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IBentMyWookie

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On "Showgirls" Is A Good Movie

I mean, I have tickets to tomorrow night's screening, but Showgirls is not a good movie. Let's not even.

Posted on March 13, 2014 at 2:52 pm 2

On Oh Man, 'True Detective,' Right?

@deepomega Sundance Channel's Rectify does mystery, existential angst, Southern Gothic, et al. 1000,000X better

Posted on March 10, 2014 at 1:07 pm 0

On Oh Man, 'True Detective,' Right?

@deepomega Overrated or the most overrated?
I mean, it was fine. But EVERY WHITE DUDE LOVED IT MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF.

Posted on March 10, 2014 at 12:46 pm 0

On Canada Guy Has Birthday

You're always pulling out pigtails and pushing us into the sandbox because you looooooove us and want to have our babies

Posted on February 6, 2014 at 3:34 pm 0

On The Demon-Haunted House Of Thuy Le

Tell me you have a publishing deal.

(I am not now, nor have I ever been, Ms. Vargas-Cooper's publicist)

Posted on January 30, 2014 at 1:38 pm 0

On An Oral History Of Gawker, By Reddit

@LolCait Reddit's a boy??

Posted on January 28, 2014 at 3:49 pm 2

On See You On The Ice Floe

@jfruh Unrelated: my mind does a Pullman/Paxton thing with Jonathan Chait and Michael Chabon

Posted on January 24, 2014 at 2:35 pm 1

On Courtney Love At The Courthouse

NEVER STOP PUBLISHING NVC PIECES

Posted on January 24, 2014 at 1:41 pm 4

On See You On The Ice Floe

I would totally wear those Helen Slater designs, too.

Posted on January 24, 2014 at 12:47 pm 0

On Have You Checked Your Twitter Feed's Privilege Recently?

"My [Twitter] feed! My [Twitter] feed's so smart, but I'm worried about my [Twitter] feed!"

Posted on January 10, 2014 at 2:41 pm 2