I'm pretty terrific.
You're always pulling out pigtails and pushing us into the sandbox because you looooooove us and want to have our babies
Tell me you have a publishing deal.
(I am not now, nor have I ever been, Ms. Vargas-Cooper's publicist)
@LolCait Reddit's a boy??
@jfruh Unrelated: my mind does a Pullman/Paxton thing with Jonathan Chait and Michael Chabon
NEVER STOP PUBLISHING NVC PIECES
I would totally wear those Helen Slater designs, too.
"My [Twitter] feed! My [Twitter] feed's so smart, but I'm worried about my [Twitter] feed!"
@jolie GIRL, I KNOW
I CANNOT with that idiot carrying the bread, UNWRAPPED, under his arm, against his coat, in a packed-to-capacity store. GERMS, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
@flossy Wait, wait, wait, while grilled onions are an amazing addition to most dishes, they HAVE NO PLACE on a salad. I mean, really. Really.