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IBentMyWookie

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On The End Of Comments

This is the only site on which I read the comments. So I would say, keep the comments on this site, DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY on all others, especially G**ker

Posted on April 15, 2014 at 12:55 pm 0

On All That We Have Foreseen Has Come To Pass In Brooklyn

@IBentMyWookie Boggle, not Boogle, you daft finnbar

Posted on March 26, 2014 at 1:34 pm 0

On Ask Polly: Should I Have This Baby?

With a big disclaimer that I don't know the governing law in the letter-writer's state (or indeed which state she's in), it's important to note that often men think that signing away parental rights means no child support is payable. That's not the case (where I live, anyway). So LW should keep in mind that maybe after a few months/years of paying support, the dad will seek access to the child, which means that he is back in your life, with all of the implications of same. In sum, do not count on his word re signing away his parental rights and just fucking off into the sunset. If you have this kid, there's a strong chance you'll be dealing with this guy for life (or 18-23 years at the least)

Posted on March 26, 2014 at 1:16 pm 1

On All That We Have Foreseen Has Come To Pass In Brooklyn

@Beagle I promise you that there is no way that this child's parents know the first thing about Ireland or even where to find it on a map. The name Finnbar, to them, is almost certainly the result of a drunken Boogle game.

Posted on March 26, 2014 at 12:12 pm 1

On All That We Have Foreseen Has Come To Pass In Brooklyn

@Clarence Rosario DAMN YOU FOR BEATING ME TO A "THE BOUNCERS AT FINNBAR ARE ASSHOLES"-TYPE JOKE

Posted on March 26, 2014 at 11:01 am 0

On On Lena, On Rihanna, On Kimye: The Very Necessary Death Of "Vogue"

@shalalas Conflating a dislike of KK and her ilk with a dislike of women or of women's sexuality or expression thereof. It's the laziest form of thinking and not worthy of inclusion in a first draft of an undergrad paper, not to mention on The Awl.

Posted on March 24, 2014 at 4:30 pm 9

On On Lena, On Rihanna, On Kimye: The Very Necessary Death Of "Vogue"

@alicesherman Your last sentence is perfect. That's exactly how I feel.
I have exactly no fucks to give about Vogue as a pedestal (Blake Lively has been on their cover two times too many for Vogue to be a paragon of exclusivity). I take issue with KK being on the cover of Vogue, W, et al because she deserves exactly 0% of anyone's attention.

Posted on March 24, 2014 at 4:28 pm 2

On On Lena, On Rihanna, On Kimye: The Very Necessary Death Of "Vogue"

I know April isn't usually the time for resolutions, but if The Awl would resolve to stop publishing bullshit like "She seems really funny, and fun, and I think she knows exactly what she's doing at all times, and that often the arguments I hear people make about her are tied up in their overall feelings about women—that she's stupid, or trashy, or whatever word they prefer meaning "too sexually available"—all subtext for a grown woman who does whatever she wants, who likes her body, who spends lots of time and energy looking a certain way and is happy with what she sees in the mirror" in the new year, that would be great. Thanks!

Posted on March 24, 2014 at 2:09 pm 11

On Writing In Public

@Choire Sicha rupaulblinking.gif

Posted on March 14, 2014 at 3:33 pm 5

On "Showgirls" Is A Good Movie

I mean, I have tickets to tomorrow night's screening, but Showgirls is not a good movie. Let's not even.

Posted on March 13, 2014 at 2:52 pm 2