Bruce Willis' character on Moonlighting (David Addison).
Seconded. Every word of it.
Of course there's a roaring grizzly at the end. Of course there is.
Apparently, you guys haven't heard about the other Paul the Octopus conspiracy theory floating around: http://twitter.com/thecajunboy/status/28832666521
And I just bought a new bike on Magazine St. over the weekend. My timing is PERFECT!
Um, shouldn't the bro who iced those media bros get some credit for the icing of said bros? (COUGH, COUGH)
And here I thought all along that squirting was for realz!
Why does AJ have two seats? Is his B.O. so bad these days that his fellow employees can only handle it in intervals, so they shift him around every couple of hours?
Genius is the first word that springs to mind upon watching this, but when you really stop and think about it you realize that it's woefully inadequate and there really are no single words available to give this thing the rhetorical blowjob it so richly deserves.