On The Unfunded Art Project Inspired By Victorian Human Skulls

Is your work up in a restaurant in Minneapolis? It looks very familiar!

Posted on January 12, 2012 at 4:24 pm 0

On Six Reasons To Ignore The 'New York Times' Yoga Article

I will say this: the proliferation of teaching programs in yoga studios have meant an abundance of teachers who have no idea what the fuck they are doing. I've spoken with people who've been practicing for six months who go into a quickie training program - sorry, no. You have no business being a yoga teacher. And I've been in classes where these inexperienced yoga teachers give students instructions that are bad or tell them to push through discomfort, then scold people for not trying hard enough. I'm glad I knew better to not listen to them, but pity for my classmates who didn't.

Posted on January 11, 2012 at 5:11 pm 1

On A Drynuary Diary: Week One

Did the wind chime sound like Johnny Cash?

Posted on January 6, 2012 at 4:44 pm 0

On 'Breaking Dawn': The Dress, The Vampire, the Fetus and the Headboard

@parallel-lines And just in case you like a weird goaste back, there is a whole line of Twilight themed wedding attire coming out soon: http://www.alfredangelo.com/company/homepage.aspx

Posted on November 21, 2011 at 4:14 pm 0

On 'Breaking Dawn': The Dress, The Vampire, the Fetus and the Headboard

The opening in the back was a little bit, ahem...goatse. Yes, it's a weird opening. And I said it.

I watched the original Twilight last night because it was on FX and I was tired and my poor boyfriend came home to me ranting, screaming and freaking out. "Hold on spider monkey!" I'm still not quite okay even after a good night's sleep.

Posted on November 21, 2011 at 4:00 pm 0

On Some Lines Written Upon Learning That I Have Again Been Passed Over As PEOPLE's Sexiest Man Alive

The swarthy allure of Neil Shah still gets my vote in the cagematch of former gawker hotties.

Posted on November 16, 2011 at 4:02 pm 0

On Lethem v. Wood: Whose Fault Is It, Anyway?

I hated this book so.very.much. Eight years from now I will gladly write an essay titled, "No Jonathan Lethem, YOU'RE wrong and your book sucked."

Posted on November 11, 2011 at 3:59 pm 0

On How To Read This Morning's Weather Map

Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot. AHEEEHEEEHEEHEE!

Posted on October 13, 2011 at 3:49 pm 1

On Why Yoga Can Be So Irritating (Although You Should Go Anyway!)

@sox A dude ones flung his sweat right into my face while raising his arms. I nearly horked.

Posted on August 25, 2011 at 3:31 pm 0