On What Do TV Shows Want To Be When They Grow Up?

@Abe Sauer " Fargo is indeed an interesting example. Everyone is already comparing it to the great TV of our day, like Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Mad Men"

OK, is everyone on crack? I just tried watching the first episode and had to stop after 10 minutes or so. It's horrifyingly bad. This is not a TV show, it's an unfunny SNL skit. What in the fuck...that adult bullying scene... am I really expected to be that stupid to believe that this is a part of that local quirky way of life, and not just a tired cheap TV entertainment routine? Breaking Bad my ass.

Posted on April 19, 2014 at 1:02 am 0

On The Girl With The YOLO Tattoo

"Why would I care about what strangers thought of me enough to keep me from doing something that I wanted to do?"

To get a tattoo is human. To really screw up and write an essay about it, you need a computer.

Posted on April 13, 2014 at 12:00 am 1

On The Girl With The YOLO Tattoo

@Gef the Talking Mongoose @Gef the Talking Mongoose There is only one city, duh. It's an island of eight million white people who live in Brooklyn, work on Wall Street, never sleep, and go to The Broadway Theater Metropolitan Opera every day (as we all know from eight million books and essays written about it, each one of which is named... LEAVING THE CITY)

Fuck me.

Posted on April 12, 2014 at 11:39 pm 1

On Prudish Child Files Suit

Think of your future, Bernice!

Posted on April 8, 2014 at 10:38 am 0

On Gays Assassinate CEO

@17crash How do you expect people to take you seriously when you post such incoherent hateful drivel?

Posted on April 4, 2014 at 6:17 pm 2

On Gays Assassinate CEO

@Kendall "Being tolerant means begin tolerant, not choosing which small set of things you must be tolerant of."

By that logic, we can either tolerate the Nazis or be the Nazis, and there are absolutely no other options. I can't tell if you are stupid for really believing that, or stupid for thinking you can sell it as an argument to anyone.

Posted on April 4, 2014 at 6:05 pm 1

On Why Won't Anybody Say That "Noah" Is Terrible?

@Mrjeremy And who are you?

Posted on March 28, 2014 at 10:49 am 4

On Population Growing

@Ralph Haygood "Disclaimer: I've never seen any porn. I have, however, flipped through some real estate porn, and I found that it's amazing how people... ".

Um... no. Nope.

Posted on March 27, 2014 at 10:26 pm 0

On How Should We Deal With The Worst Of The Internet?

@Brad LaPratt@facebook Stating that "everyone already knows that western society is rotten to the core and completely devoid of humanity" is not challenging beliefs, it's idiotic troll crap that doesn't deserve a serious response.

Also: you can take you smarmy bullshit and stick it up your ass. Telling the truth is a lot more important than "being civil".

Posted on March 26, 2014 at 8:53 pm 1

On How Should We Deal With The Worst Of The Internet?

@Thomas Zell@facebook It's not our job to convince you of anything, but you are making a good case for painting yourself as a self-centered prick.

By the way, you know *who else* argued (and rose to power) by claiming western society is rotten to the core? Mind you, that's was a much more important trait of his than the mustache.

The point being: spare us your self-serving ridiculous exaggeration. Our world has it's problems, but it's far from the hell you make it out to be, and is far better than anything else there is or was (on any kind of a similar scale).

Posted on March 26, 2014 at 2:31 pm 3