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On Ask Polly: I Want to Get Laid But I'm Afraid of Oppressing Women

@major disaster Yep. Online dating just quashes this issue. I can attest.

Posted on July 23, 2014 at 3:43 pm 0

On Word Somewhat Powerful

@KarenUhOh Oxty morons.

Posted on July 16, 2014 at 12:35 pm 0

On Word Somewhat Powerful

Posted on July 16, 2014 at 12:35 pm 0

On Word Somewhat Powerful

@migraineheadache Totally different than having that same conversation at 4am, which for some people could be just after they got up to go to work. So the question is: when does a new day really begin? What we really need to do is to move midnight to about 3 hours or so later! There's a reason we chose that hour to move the clocks for DST changes, right?

Posted on July 16, 2014 at 12:32 pm 0

On Sympathy for the Comcast Rep from Hell

@KarenUhOh So, how soon before they start installing camera equipped TVs that tell you you can't move to the corner of the room from which you can't watch the screen? The corporate "1984".

Posted on July 15, 2014 at 3:45 pm 0

On When a Hot Cop Pulls You Over

Lesson learned, believers: when orgasming, the appropriate yell is "USA!", don't take God's name in vein.

Posted on July 14, 2014 at 1:19 pm 0

On Gentrification Eats Its Own

I just don't understand why do you use that ugly word "gentrification" when we have a very pretty one: America.

Posted on June 14, 2014 at 6:32 am 0

On Men Unsettled by Woman's Poems

@scrooge If men are tired of being told they are dicks, they should stop being dicks. Problem solved. That's how my straight shooting, problem solving male brain thinks of this. But if you just wanna whine about it like a non-man, I've got a box of Seventh Generation for you.

Posted on June 2, 2014 at 7:11 pm 3

On What Does Your Whorephone Say About You?

"he frequently looks back on it to analyze how he’s grown and changed as a person"

Great. We get to hear about evolution from the perspective of an ape.

Posted on May 27, 2014 at 2:41 pm 2

On A Borough, Filmed

Yep. It's his movie set, we just live on it. Yet, that's what makes all movies that shoot here so unrealistic: they never show how everyone has to step around film crews all the time.

Posted on May 27, 2014 at 2:38 pm 0