On "'We're the best thing happening in America,' said one tech entrepreneur"
@Clarence Rosario The thing that makes coming out as a douchebag so appealing is that you don't have to back it up. It's self-evident.
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On "'We're the best thing happening in America,' said one tech entrepreneur"
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On Future Brooklyn: The Dadvorcé Mancave
In the best city in the world for a straight man to get laid, if all you can think of doing with your post-marriage life is getting a bunch of roommates and staying home to drink and play Wii, you've definitely been married for too long (and doing it wrong).
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On What 2012 Looked Like In 1982
"By then, many computers will be able to program themselves."
The pink slip I got today was signed by someone named Skynet.
Oh well, I wish you all luck with your new programming team.
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On The Coming Real Estate Disaster for White-People Brooklyn
@sharilyn Yeah, sorry. Turns out Brooklyn is not an alternative lifestyle commune you were hoping for, but a real city. People do all kinds of shit here, including raising children. Sort of like they do in London, Paris, Madrid, etc. Bummer, right?
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On The Coming Real Estate Disaster for White-People Brooklyn
@Anarcissie I will agree with you on the first rule of Queens: don't talk about Queens.
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On The Coming Real Estate Disaster for White-People Brooklyn
@freetzy Not without the extra space necessary for the kids, and not when you don't have to stick around in the same hood for the no-commute visitations. The whole point of this article is for the gays to have a go at the breeders who are apparently ruining "Brooklyn" for "everyone".
See, there is an inherent problem with being a parent that people who are into other lifestyles don't have: you have to move within a huge cumbersome pack and hijack an entire hood, if you want your child to go to a school (which most people do). Therefore, you have to start going on everyone's nerves due the amount of resources you and your whole tribe of fellow parents are hogging.
So, the argument is: if you want a child, you should give up on being cool, cut the hipster shtick and move to Jersey (or Queens).
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On The Coming Real Estate Disaster for White-People Brooklyn
@Anarcissie At this point, you should conclude that people are not coming to Queens for reasons other than not having heard about it.
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On "Now you have a chance to buy a chicken nugget shaped like a cowboy boot"
Did anyone ever find a chicken nugget that resembles a piece of chicken?
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On The Great GoogaMooga Aftermath of Subway Hippie Horror
A good moment to remind you people of some of the rules of making the most out of your life in NYC:
1. Never go to any festivals of any kind
2. Never go to a show of a band that's past it's prime quality-wise, but is peaking popularity-wise.
3. Never be in (or go in the direction of) Manhattan or a park on a weekend
4. Never eat anywhere where they charge for any non-edible "value".