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On How Should We Deal With The Worst Of The Internet?

"If you are a heterosexual man in this culture you are the lowest of the low."

You are lowest of the low. You personally. And not because you are a heterosexual man, but because you are a scumbag. That's where we are, and that's where we've always been. Take that from this straight man born and raised in a macho Slavic culture (if my name and avatar are not enough of a clue).

Posted on March 26, 2014 at 12:55 pm 1

On How Should We Deal With The Worst Of The Internet?

@whizz_dumb It's super cute how douchebags like this think that none of us are aware of the difference between being a good person vs. just acting like one for the benefits of it (and then abandoning that "strategy" after the benefits fail to sufficiently materialize). And by "super cute" I mean makes me want to put both of those kettles through that stupid skull of his.

Posted on March 26, 2014 at 10:45 am 2

On How Should We Deal With The Worst Of The Internet?

@mastino napoletano Bingo. In a decade or two, when he gets fat and bald, he'll be praising "the more traditional" Thailand.

Posted on March 26, 2014 at 10:27 am 1

On Snooze Vindicated

@scrooge Ugh. Butterfly Effect is not magic, you... liberal arts major. It's an actual phenomenon in physics that can occur under certain conditions. In this particular case, his actions from *last year* may have had a Butterfly Effect on the lorry. Not his actions from a few minutes before it crashed.

Posted on March 20, 2014 at 11:28 pm 0

On Silicon Valley Angst Levels Startling Given Copious Amounts Of Glitz, Glory, Glamour

@Ralph Haygood Nah, you got it wrong. The only reason you and I are happy is because we are too stupid to realize that if you can't make a billion over night, life is not worth living!

Posted on March 12, 2014 at 3:56 pm 0

On Oh Man, 'True Detective,' Right?

@brianvan Hell, I've added entire stars to my IMDB movie ratings just for great closing credits music. In general, it's easy to manipulate me into liking art just because it's beautiful, even though it doesn't "add value".

Posted on March 10, 2014 at 11:22 am 0

On Oh Man, 'True Detective,' Right?

@freetzy 99% of Mona Lisa's effectiveness is da Vinci's paint work. The woman in the picture is blah.

Posted on March 10, 2014 at 11:12 am 0

On Reddit Reeling From Brutal Dox Of Alleged Bitcoin Founder Satoshi Nakamoto

@stuffisthings That's terrible. I'm going over there to see what I can do.

Posted on March 6, 2014 at 11:34 am 3

On Reddit Reeling From Brutal Dox Of Alleged Bitcoin Founder Satoshi Nakamoto

"FBI, drug cartels and private armies are coming.
- Fuck, I'll see what I can do."

Hey, Reddit, while you are at it, could you please see what you can do about that Russian invasion of Crimea?

Posted on March 6, 2014 at 10:51 am 2

On The E Train: A Colloquy

"no one wants you, you stupid bitch who goes nowhere."

What in the fucking fuck. For all of us who live along the L, you take the E from the 8 Ave stop to get to West 4 and Spring street stops, and also to 34th and 8th (to get to B&H, duh!). Plus, for those who live in Manhattan, it's the fastest way to get to JFK (and to La Guardia too!) - because it runs express through the damn Queens.

Yeah, it's a bum train, but as if anything in this city is perfect. If you have sensitive senses, you are living in a wrong city, E or no E.

Posted on February 24, 2014 at 8:06 pm 0