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On The NASA Scientist Who Answers Your 2012 Apocalypse Emails

@kinay Wait, you are telling me that there is more than ONE moron on this planet? I hadnt noticed.

You say that you have "done research". I am sure that means reading some other moron's blog posts or listening to early morning AM radio and not pointing a god damned telescope at the sky.

Posted on September 6, 2012 at 10:25 pm 0

On The NASA Scientist Who Answers Your 2012 Apocalypse Emails

@Eduardo Mtnz@facebook Seriously, there is NOTHING to worry about. If and when the magnetic pole shifts NOTHING will happen as Sean points out. It could be happening now. The sun and planets are always in some sort of alignment with the galactic center.

Posted on September 6, 2012 at 10:19 pm 0

On Our Annual Free Invitation to Visit Israel!

Israeli Embassy: I would like to smoke cigarettes and watch satellite TV in one of your hotel rooms. Please contact me.

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On The Drunkening: Sponsored Parties with Alcohol Sponsors

I thought this was going to be about getting drunk with your AA sponsor.

Posted on March 17, 2011 at 1:34 am 0

On Here's Why You Need A Cast Iron Skillet

If it cant go in the dishwasher...

Posted on February 10, 2011 at 4:05 am 0

On Big Website Used To Be So Awesome But Totally Sucks Now, Say Cool Dudes

99 - Call me, sounds hot.

Posted on January 15, 2011 at 5:14 am 0

On The Emergency Cigarette Plan

Um, you forgot looking really cool.

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On The Emergency Cigarette Plan

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On Two-Headed Turtle Has Two Heads

The two headed turtle doesnt live long.

Posted on December 14, 2010 at 10:23 pm 0

On Man Dressed As Grass Caught By Dog During Heist Of Museum Filled With Rocks

Smoke his head!

Posted on October 16, 2010 at 4:15 pm 0