sprayer of commas
Lazy, lazy, lazy. Loves all greens. Orders perennials the way other people order take-out Thai food. Orders take-out Thai food the way other people order everything else. Rude cat named Beel. Has to make stuff. Is okay with dust. Loves pigeons. Shutup.
On Please Let America Be Free of Piers Morgan
Imagine the potential impact of having someone other than a fatuous, decrepit lizard in suspenders or a smarmy, entitled game show judge in that position. Tell me, why is this time slot impervious to the public's lack of interest?
And then explain Wolf Blitzer while you're at it.
Posted on July 30, 2011 at 12:10 am
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On The Condition: Existential Googling
Google search is the new Magic 8 ball.
Posted on July 29, 2011 at 11:57 pm
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On Sauropod Swindle! The Monstrous Lies of "The World's Largest Dinosaurs"
Never have I so enjoyed something I so little comprehended.
Posted on May 24, 2011 at 8:33 pm
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On "Mission Impossible": I Don't Understand How Tall Everyone Is
On the topic of improbable height: in the first photograph, how is there a twenty-foot-long reflection of the beturbaned guard in the floor tile? And only his reflection?