On The Rise of Fake Good Coffee

@samsamsam What coffee do you like?

Posted on May 7, 2014 at 5:14 pm 0

On The Rise of Fake Good Coffee

I was all ready to agree with this until you named names. The coffees at those places are pretty good. They're not at the level of 9th Street Espresso, Joe, or Grumpy, but they're totally solid coffee places.

Posted on May 7, 2014 at 12:23 pm 0

On Bagels, In Order

This list is an embarrassment. Salt bagels are just pretzels. This list was made by a bagel hater.

Posted on October 25, 2013 at 2:03 pm 1

On Twitter Users Sad

This sounds faulty. Sometimes I tweet "suicide" when I'm quite happy, and I've never seen anyone tweet "laughter" because that wouldn't make any sense.

Posted on December 20, 2011 at 12:17 pm 0

On If 'The Simpsons' Ends Will You Care?

I would be sad, but it's time for it to go unfortunately. I knew it was over, finally, when Mr. Burns said "stand back, bitches" a few seasons ago.

South Park, by the way, is going strong as ever at 15.

Posted on October 4, 2011 at 10:45 am 1

On Williamsburg Nail Shop Wins Pun Contest

I'll take Wok Around the Clock, thanks.

Posted on August 30, 2011 at 4:04 pm 0

On Stupid Moon Was Actually TWO Stupid Moons

How did "the moon sucks" become the angle for this post?

Posted on August 3, 2011 at 4:51 pm 0

On Airplanes: Modern Day Slave Ships


Posted on May 24, 2011 at 1:23 pm 0