I'm so grateful this was posted! I thought I was alone in using my foot to flush in public lavatories. Do you know how guilty and ashamed and alone I felt? One time I even pulled a thigh muscle (because yes, I do it with those high urinals as well), and I felt like God was punishing me.
Add a cheap can of peppers - green chili or chipotle - and you're there.
@Ham_Snadwich Or shoot him?
I know this is like punching a dead horse in the fucking mouth, but can I just say that I have always thought Mamet the most over-rated American artist ever?
If I dispute the researchers, am I just proving their point?
I had the fried chicken dinner at Momofuku (that must have been when the census people came by my apartment), and it was one of those meals that was way better than it had to be but also disappointing at the same time?
@My Number Is My Address Agree 100%, though belatedly, with you and @KeithTalent, regarding Bakersfield, PD.
I'd go, and be shy and not say anything, but I'll be stuck at work, so I can be shy and say nothing here. I'll watch David Bowie-Bing Crosby Christmas videos and pretend I'm at the Bawl.
It sounds like you're being forced to choose between Glee and Fox News.