On Why Do You Animals Flush The Toilet With Your Feet?

I'm so grateful this was posted! I thought I was alone in using my foot to flush in public lavatories. Do you know how guilty and ashamed and alone I felt? One time I even pulled a thigh muscle (because yes, I do it with those high urinals as well), and I felt like God was punishing me.

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On Breakfast Hotdish, Minnesota Style

Add a cheap can of peppers - green chili or chipotle - and you're there.

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On Was David Mamet Ever Really A Liberal Anyway?

@Ham_Snadwich Or shoot him?

Posted on June 20, 2011 at 4:29 pm 0

On Was David Mamet Ever Really A Liberal Anyway?

I know this is like punching a dead horse in the fucking mouth, but can I just say that I have always thought Mamet the most over-rated American artist ever?

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On I Think, Therefore I'm Right

If I dispute the researchers, am I just proving their point?

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On The Best Fried Chicken In The World, Galaxy, Universe

I had the fried chicken dinner at Momofuku (that must have been when the census people came by my apartment), and it was one of those meals that was way better than it had to be but also disappointing at the same time?

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On 27 TV Shows They Killed Too Early, In Order of Heartbreak

@My Number Is My Address Agree 100%, though belatedly, with you and @KeithTalent, regarding Bakersfield, PD.

Posted on May 11, 2011 at 12:48 pm 0

On Drinks Are On Us* Tonight!

I'd go, and be shy and not say anything, but I'll be stuck at work, so I can be shy and say nothing here. I'll watch David Bowie-Bing Crosby Christmas videos and pretend I'm at the Bawl.

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On A Note from California: This Governor's Race Is Excruciating Torment

It sounds like you're being forced to choose between Glee and Fox News.

Posted on July 1, 2010 at 2:42 pm 0

On Today's Kitten-Related Story That Will Make You Say "Awww"

Bob Dole?

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