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Man, I swear to god I've been drinking that two dollar wine they have at the trader joe's, the shit is the fucking bomb, y'all. Two dollars and you get more lit up than if you buy a six pack of High Life at the corner store and stuff. I mean, at least I do. I understand that some people get more fucked up on beer than wine, but not me. And that's cool. Differnt strokes and junk. that's what makes this country great. Though it's not so great these days seeing how much people LOVE TO KISS COPS' ASSES AND WE CAN"T EVER CRICITIZE THEM AND SHIT. ANd how stupid people are getting with their Kim Kafrashians and their Creed and all that stupid bullshit. But deep down people are good, you know. They have kind hearts and they like to help each other out and shit. But it's just all the superfulous shit that is being bombarded in the tv and the newspapers and the websites and stuff, and it all means nothing and it makes people selfish and mean and hella stupid. But you know sometimes people gotta come along and edicate and be positve, and that's what I'm trying to do. I am a positive force in the world. At least I'm trying to be. And I think i'm doing a pRetty good job. Like, you know when I buy the two dollar wine from a "little guy" like trader joe's (I am guessing the dude is still alive) than from that rightwing douchebag in Colorado that makes the High Life.
On A Friendly Chat: Molly McAleer on Blogging, Auditioning, Videoing, Making It and Networking In Los Angeles
I dont get it. Molly seems nice enough, even kind of adorable. But then I went to her blog and it's filled with tripe. And the people she links to post tripe too. No wit, insight, nothing. Just shallow musings. if this is what kids today are like, I'm glad Im getting old.
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On Long Player With D. R. Adams: Gorf, The End Of The World, And The Legacy Of Danzig
seriously, I couldnt get through the whole column. Dude is an idiot talking about nothing. This is what you mean by be less stupid?
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On Harry Potter And The League Of Helicopter Parents
My favorite part of the movie is where Harry is all, but I gave her my grandmother's Holocaust ring! And his friend is all, I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust. Good times.
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On The Entire Problem With the Internet is Persona, But Really What's So Different Now?
that's "shut" the hell up, not "shit" the hell up. I apoligize for the typo, but I think the point stands.
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On The Entire Problem With the Internet is Persona, But Really What's So Different Now?
True story y'all. I arrived in New York not because I wanted to come to this stupid town, but because I had a gig that paid the right amount of money, and said what the fuck, right? I ain't never here before, so I figured I'd come in and out, do my thing, maybe check out the Hard Rock Cafe in Time Square and get the fuck out of Dodge. THing is, my job pays a hell of a lot more here than it does in Texas, and I can do it without fear of getting my ass beat (it's adult entertainment related, and I'll just leave it at that in case I have family reading, though I doubt it, but you never know), so I stuck around. But seroius, people talk about the parties with modeals and the literaty critics and all that shit, but in all reality, New York is made up of two kinds of people: Yuppie shits and the illiterate poor who seem to exist only to serve them. I mean, really. Yea yea, there's the "creatives" and shit (god how I hate that word) and all that other stuff, but in reality New York neatly fits into those two categories: White yuppy scumbag assholes, and dark uneducated servant humiliates (that's an adjective, not a verb). So spare me the fucking self-congratulations about how fucking cool you are and in-the-know about all the with-it stuff, you goddamn yppie shitheel. Why don't you just buy a hot dog - or better yet a chicken with rice - from the Arab dude on the corner and shit the hell up?>
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On Bill Clinton, Paul Krugman, and Charles Busch
What about Joy Behar? I sure as shit hope she is among those in the Times' list. Oh the stories she must have.
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On America Decides: What Should We Do With The Horse Buggerer?
Seriously, can we truly say we are a free people if we can't have sex with horses? I understand that if it were, say, a cat or a dog, it'd be another matter, but a horse is a fucking veheometh (I can't be arsed to look up the correct spelling), and all I'm saying is, if you manage to insert your junk inside such a gargantuan animal, there shouldn't be a law against it. Besides, if the horse don't like it much, the beast has the option of kicking you dead, no? But as I mention above, this should only apply to certain animals. Big animals that can kill you. Say moose and cows and shit. No house pets. Probably no deer, though I've seen some bucks that could put a hurting on a body, so maybe the deer thing should be more subjective. Like maybe if you get caught doing a deer, the deer should be taken into court as evidence. And it it's a delicate doe, looking all sweet and shit, then maybe the judge can charge you with some sort of buggery. But if it's some big-ass fierce-looking buck, then they should let you go. And maybe you can high-five the bailiff on your way out and shit.
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On Rudy Giuliani Passes Along The Wisdom Of The Elders
All this talk about cops gots me craving donuts.
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On Rudy Giuliani Passes Along The Wisdom Of The Elders
And don't give me that shit about "a few bad apples." This tazering people for no reason business happens all the fucking time. The stories aren't even shocking anymore it happens so much. So spare me the histrionics and shit. Fucking cops. Assholes.
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On Long Player With D. R. Adams: Gorf, The End Of The World, And The Legacy Of Danzig
I guess not. except for this one.