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On Enjoy Your Day of Memorials, Everyone

I usually celebrate by squishing a couple of ice cream cones into the faces of unsuspecting Amish, but this year I just don't have the heart or the rental car.

Posted on May 31, 2010 at 1:02 pm 0

On The Pixies Deluxe Box Set

I don't know if New York's infrastructure will be able to handle the mess when 10,000 29-year-olds in Williamsburg collectively crap themselves with joy.

Posted on April 21, 2009 at 10:26 am 0

On Perez Hilton Hates Miss California And He's Right?

I'm all for opposite marriage, too. I want to see her get it on with Stephen Hawking.

Posted on April 20, 2009 at 2:49 pm 0