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On Is Andre 3000 Better At Rap Than Biggie Was?

@Daniel Roberts
Jada and Kurupt's inclusion in that list is more defensible compared to - wait, did he really put Redman before Jay-Z?

Posted on November 29, 2012 at 12:20 pm 0

On Is Andre 3000 Better At Rap Than Biggie Was?

@Kilgore Trout@twitter
it's only a dumb idea if you ignore that the hip hop ethos is rooted deeply in competition and claiming supremacy. It's not like Goya and Picasso had paint battles in the town square, you know.

Plus, people tend to take the whole "Biggie is G.O.A.T." thing as article of faith.

Posted on November 29, 2012 at 12:18 pm 0

On The Definitive List Of White Music Stolen By Black People

@Ushe Kimi@facebook Have you ever tried talking with your tongue in your cheek? You can make pretty cool noises!

Posted on May 1, 2012 at 1:34 pm 2

On British Woman's Buttocks Scrutinized

There's no better SEO than writing about SEOs. Also, mentioning Lindsay Lohan, tits, sex tape and Gossip Girl episode recap.

Posted on May 12, 2011 at 2:00 pm 0

On Study Finds Association Between Coolness, Sociability

@swizzard Since we've clearly established that the Internet is a gateway drug, can we ban all teens from getting online?

Posted on May 10, 2011 at 12:40 pm 0

On Ikea Pretty Much As Evil As Every Other Company

Well, we all know who invented the Stockholm Syndrome, right?

Posted on November 12, 2009 at 1:05 pm 0

On What Were Black People Talking About on Twitter Last Night?

Common mistake. If the avatar was only a wee bit bigger, you'd see that it's legendary Italian soccer referee Pierluigi Collina in a Japanese octopus dumpling ad campaign.

Posted on November 12, 2009 at 11:37 am 0

On Science: Liberals Love Brie! Conservatives Love Garbage!

It's amazing what wacky conclusions you can draw when you don't control for geography or education level, amirite?

Posted on November 11, 2009 at 6:14 pm 0

On What Were Black People Talking About on Twitter Last Night?

I'm so incorporating this into my standup routine.

"White people tweet like this...."
(Mimic typing while standing up straight, keeping elbows in)
"...but black people tweet like THIS"
(Still typing, but leaning back, head tilted to one side, arm outstretched to other side)

Posted on November 11, 2009 at 10:28 am 1

On George W. Bush Revisionism Starts Now!

So Douthat is one of those reasonable conservative commentators, yes? I guess "better than Kristol" is about as good as we can expect?

Posted on September 22, 2009 at 10:51 am 0