On British Woman's Buttocks Scrutinized
There's no better SEO than writing about SEOs. Also, mentioning Lindsay Lohan, tits, sex tape and Gossip Girl episode recap.
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On Study Finds Association Between Coolness, Sociability
@swizzard Since we've clearly established that the Internet is a gateway drug, can we ban all teens from getting online?
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On Ikea Pretty Much As Evil As Every Other Company
Well, we all know who invented the Stockholm Syndrome, right?
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On What Were Black People Talking About on Twitter Last Night?
Common mistake. If the avatar was only a wee bit bigger, you'd see that it's legendary Italian soccer referee Pierluigi Collina in a Japanese octopus dumpling ad campaign.
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On Science: Liberals Love Brie! Conservatives Love Garbage!
It's amazing what wacky conclusions you can draw when you don't control for geography or education level, amirite?
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On What Were Black People Talking About on Twitter Last Night?
I'm so incorporating this into my standup routine.
"White people tweet like this...."
(Mimic typing while standing up straight, keeping elbows in)
"...but black people tweet like THIS"
(Still typing, but leaning back, head tilted to one side, arm outstretched to other side)
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On George W. Bush Revisionism Starts Now!
So Douthat is one of those reasonable conservative commentators, yes? I guess "better than Kristol" is about as good as we can expect?
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On Putin Also Talks To Animals
Putin: "Hey snow leopard. I like your fur, that looks really great. So you're a snow leopard, right? You know Apple named an operating system after you, right? Have you installed it yet? Okay, well it was great to meet you. Say hi to your mother for me, okay?
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On Footnotes of Mad Men: Your Prison, Your School, Your Hospital
...which makes perfect sense. Though almost-as-plausible alternate explanations I've read are:
1) He already went and strayed on his wife after the child was born
2) They lost the child
3) He's embarrassed to be seen with his wife, whom he implied that he beats up (the part about bringing work home - how else would a prison guard bring his work home?)
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On The Definitive List Of White Music Stolen By Black People
@Ushe Kimi@facebook Have you ever tried talking with your tongue in your cheek? You can make pretty cool noises!