Actually, I'm pretty sure this is how you can understand this guy:
As a former member of a fraternity, the key is to not let your kid become President of a fraternity. That's who really runs the risk of getting sued/thrown in jail. That and don't raise your kid to be an entitled sociopath but that should go without saying.
I'll give you credit for ranking "Muzzle" in the top 10 but "Geek USA" rules all. Also, no matter how ridiculous "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" is, "Zero" is ten times more ridiculous and therefore should be much lower.
I'll just leave this here.
@jfruh To be fair though, douchey hill staffers aren't a myth.
Oh did you mean anybody good from Alaska? Then no.
Duke Ellington, Chuck Brown, and Ian MacKaye all have some issues with this list.
This is the most blatant form of false advertising since the movie The Neverending Story.
Four legs good. Two legs bad.
If this guy wanted to blow Mitt Romney so bad, he could have at least asked first.