On What Was Your Weirdest Celebrity Sex Dream?
I once had a sex dream about Sayid from the show Lost (the character, not the actor). He kissed me passionately and wanted to have sex but I said no because I was married. He looked pretty dejected, and I was really pissed at myself when I woke up. I couldn't even cheat on him in a dream (which sucks, because as it turns out he was cheating on me in real life)!
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On For Those Who Have Asked Politely About My "Novel"
I can no longer hear the name Robertson Davies (or Mario Puzo, W.P. Kinsella, Margaret Atwood, Ondaatje, or Doris Lessing) without singing.
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On A Handy Test for Reddit Users: Are You on the Internet Right Now?
Back in 1998 I had a work-study job as a web designer at my school. It pains me to recall how many people created their web pages in Word.
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On Other Things Missouri Representative Todd Akin Believes To Be True About The Uterus, Besides Its Ability To "Shut Down" A Legitimate Rape
@ColdFinger A uterus walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Bloody Mary"? The uterus says, "Of course I'm bloody! Why else would I be wearing this tampon?"
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On Other Things Missouri Representative Todd Akin Believes To Be True About The Uterus, Besides Its Ability To "Shut Down" A Legitimate Rape
At the end of its life cycle a uterus bursts forth from its host's abdomen, burns itself to ashes, and from those ashes a new uterus is reborn. This new uterus roams the earth, seeking a new host, devouring all those it encounters who fail to win a game of 20 questions.
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On Other Things Missouri Representative Todd Akin Believes To Be True About The Uterus, Besides Its Ability To "Shut Down" A Legitimate Rape
@City_Dater A toothed uterus? How utterly ridiculous.
Everyone knows it's the vagina that has the teeth. Yeesh.
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On Other Things Missouri Representative Todd Akin Believes To Be True About The Uterus, Besides Its Ability To "Shut Down" A Legitimate Rape
@Ophelia So much.
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On The Condition: Chronic Self-Disclosure
There may or may not still be a series of posts/comments by and between my ex husband and me, in which we bare our souls and discuss the dramatic circumstances of our splitting, on our abandoned but still publicly-available livejournals.
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On Dear Mom
Wow, this is beautiful and powerful. I'm so sorry. It looks like the Public Apology site is down. I hope not for long because I would love to read more.
I made a similar gaffe in after the conversation my ex husband about separating. Immediately afterward, we decided to watch something on TV to distract ourselves since nobody was immediately moving out. I chose The Office on DVD. Turns out we were up to the episode where Jim kisses Pam for the first time and tells her he loves her while she's engaged to another guy, which was a storyline that bore an extremely uncomfortable and upsetting resemblance to our situation.