Ahem. Emerald city. And I think we're just more surprised that anyone could muster up this much energy.
@hockeymom I see no way that drugs were *not* involved in the making of a playlist consisting of 50 versions of the same song.
The 3 year old looking over my shoulder while I'm reading this has requested that WA be changed to the Rainbow Dash time zone, as long as LA has claimed Twilight Sparkle.
Oh thank God. I thought you had lost the will to alt-text.
I didn't even know that Dirk Benedict was alive, let alone still working.
Why do you need 21 signs that she's expired? If her life clock is blinking red, that's it! It's very unlikely that she's a Sandman trying to infiltrate sanctuary. I mean, broads can't be Sandmen. Just send her off to Carrousel and get a new bitch off the circuit.
Here we go again, another article about tipping.
I'm trying to enlist multiple groups of co-workers to go at different times. That way I can celebrate more than once. Or I'll just go across the street and get a bottle of cheap booze at Bartells and take shots in the "Wellness Room" at work all day.
Oooooh, there's a POLL at the end of the article! But why isn't "Mass Murder all the people in line" one of the options?
@stuffisthings I vote for this idea.