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On Ask Polly: My Boyfriend Won't Stop Raging About My Sexual History

Ruuuunnnnnnnnn!!!!! Okay, now off to read past the second paragraph of your letter.

Posted on June 11, 2014 at 12:13 pm 8

On Ask Polly: I Thought My Mother-in-Law Was Going to Kill Me at My Wedding

@Bitzy OH MY GOD. Your wedding was pretty fucking awesome though.

Posted on May 14, 2014 at 6:31 pm 0

On Hanks for the Memories

@melis I can't believe it's been two years and she hasn't even bothered to let us know what happened to the damn dog.

Posted on May 14, 2014 at 5:20 pm 2

On Why Do People Do It In The Women's Room?

Shock G never specified which bathroom he got busy in, he just made sure we knew it was at a Burger King.

Posted on April 17, 2014 at 6:14 pm 0

On "Every year I need to know when the Super Bowl is."

What is water? It's a difficult question because water is impossible to describe. One might ask the same about birds. What are birds? We just don't know.

Posted on April 11, 2014 at 1:06 pm 1

On The Life Cycle Of A Pop Song

High School. Sure. That's what I was doing in 2005.

Posted on April 10, 2014 at 5:41 pm 1

On Ask Polly: My Boyfriend Thinks I'm Ugly

"The amazing man I'm with told me to improve my looks when we first got together." - THAT IS DEFINITIVELY NOT AN AMAZING MAN.

Okay, off to read past that first sentence now.

Posted on March 19, 2014 at 1:14 pm 9

On Suicide Commemoration Off To An Early Start

The saddest MTV news spot that Kurt Loder ever did.

Posted on March 17, 2014 at 12:15 pm 0

On Jacob And His Mother Are Wanted In Court

How does this comment not have a million thumbs up?

Posted on February 28, 2014 at 1:30 pm 1

On California Dry

...far northwestern corner of the state

Only another 4.5 hour drive to Oregon!

Posted on February 6, 2014 at 5:30 pm 0