On The Content at the End of the World

I was looking at some of the pictures of the aftermath of the Boles fire in Weed, CA and maaaaaan that town is fucked. At least it's raining now.

Posted on September 18, 2014 at 5:02 pm 0

On Ask Polly: My Boyfriend Won't Stop Raging About My Sexual History

Ruuuunnnnnnnnn!!!!! Okay, now off to read past the second paragraph of your letter.

Posted on June 11, 2014 at 12:13 pm 8

On Ask Polly: I Thought My Mother-in-Law Was Going to Kill Me at My Wedding

@Bitzy OH MY GOD. Your wedding was pretty fucking awesome though.

Posted on May 14, 2014 at 6:31 pm 0

On Hanks for the Memories

@melis I can't believe it's been two years and she hasn't even bothered to let us know what happened to the damn dog.

Posted on May 14, 2014 at 5:20 pm 2

On Why Do People Do It In The Women's Room?

Shock G never specified which bathroom he got busy in, he just made sure we knew it was at a Burger King.

Posted on April 17, 2014 at 6:14 pm 0

On "Every year I need to know when the Super Bowl is."

What is water? It's a difficult question because water is impossible to describe. One might ask the same about birds. What are birds? We just don't know.

Posted on April 11, 2014 at 1:06 pm 1

On The Life Cycle Of A Pop Song

High School. Sure. That's what I was doing in 2005.

Posted on April 10, 2014 at 5:41 pm 1

On Ask Polly: My Boyfriend Thinks I'm Ugly

"The amazing man I'm with told me to improve my looks when we first got together." - THAT IS DEFINITIVELY NOT AN AMAZING MAN.

Okay, off to read past that first sentence now.

Posted on March 19, 2014 at 1:14 pm 9

On Suicide Commemoration Off To An Early Start

The saddest MTV news spot that Kurt Loder ever did.

Posted on March 17, 2014 at 12:15 pm 0

On Jacob And His Mother Are Wanted In Court

How does this comment not have a million thumbs up?

Posted on February 28, 2014 at 1:30 pm 1