On Me Against The World
The Adidasphere thanks you, and will gladly assimilate your remains, convert them to shoe leather, and wrap them around the feet of aspiring soccer rugrats the world over. Immortality--in a form of creepy, commoditized mummification--is yours.
Posted on June 12, 2010 at 7:35 am
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On Cat Litter Commercial Brings New Levels Of Cuteness To Cat Doody
Toxoplasmosis accounts for a lot of the insanity.
Posted on March 31, 2010 at 2:20 pm
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On RNC Lesbian Nightclubbing Extravaganza!
"Fiscal restraint(s)."
Posted on March 29, 2010 at 2:40 pm
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On Jersey Mayhem: Greetings From Manville
Strike "every" insert "central" before "NJ."
Posted on March 27, 2010 at 3:02 pm
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On Jersey Mayhem: Greetings From Manville
Some sad background: every 14-17 year old in NJ steals signs from Manville. One of these signs says "Manville has plenty of children, but none to spare."
Posted on March 26, 2010 at 5:40 pm
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On Amazing Things I Cannot Find: Taylor Ham
Also: sandwiches.
Posted on January 8, 2010 at 4:01 pm
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On According to "Survey": College Majors and their Resulting Salaries
I think some Freddy Neechee guy had something to say about that.
Posted on January 8, 2010 at 3:57 pm
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On According to "Survey": College Majors and their Resulting Salaries
I think philosophy gets a bump because so many philosophy majors, schooled in winning pointless arguments, go on to be lawyers.
Posted on January 8, 2010 at 3:28 pm
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On Love Lost
In other Sugglian folklore, he also poured bleach over a mother and child--his fiance and son, in fact--for essentially no reason: http://bit.ly/fgy6po