Me too. Broke my 18 year old heart.
I can literally not even read about Fairytale of New York without tearing up.
@My Number Is My Address I have to admit you made me laugh so hard I snorted.
@jfruh But so easy to stab him in the back!
$1 an oyster is a bargain in a restaurant, but not a dangerously unrealistic one. Basically, they're shucking them for free or close to it.
So if Dan Cortese is 45, Mark Goodman must be in a nursing home.
"Reach between my legs, and... ease the seat back" still cracks me up to this day. Diamond Dave 4Eva!
@Dan Kois Thank you! My question exactly, I mean, even down to the wording.
On 10 Things I Believed When I Was A Little Kid In Order Of How Embarrassing They Still Are When I Remember Them Today
@BakhtinHungerForce Bitches set me up!
My resolution is to not be so goddamn nice all the time.