I don't know what kind of monster you are, but that story sounds totally correct to me.
Dang. RIP Donald Byrd.
This sounds like a good book idea but you gave away the ending. I like the ending though.
The revolution will be started-up.
How much is the house?
Six miles? Big deal! It was probably familiar territory...his normal route for hunting "Cat P**sy" (no...that's not a redundancy). There have been dogs that traveled thousands of miles to find their owners (with multiple connections). Why is this newsworthy? By the way, what ever happened with the nuclear reactor in Japan? THAT'S news!"
I for one am energized for your crusade.
@Jeremy Mesiano-Crookston Squats are great and all but deadlifts are probably better for people with these kinds of back issues. Deadlifts will in fact give you "stronger and more flexible hip/ core muscles."