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On "Sorry You Lost Your Job" Cards May Be Just The Thing To Save Our Economy

If someone gave me one of those cards, I would check the price and wonder why they didn't give me the money instead.

Posted on September 27, 2011 at 4:30 pm 0

On Where's the Ground Zero Terror Mosque? 39 Experts Explain!

... come here often?

Posted on September 11, 2010 at 2:10 pm 0

On The Golden Age Of Hipper-Than-Thou CD Fetishization Begins Now

Sent this to my Dad. Pretty sure we're gonna bond over this shared cultural experience.

Posted on June 17, 2010 at 3:52 pm 0

On Your Mother: Call Her

Clearly they haven't met my mother.

Posted on May 12, 2010 at 10:23 am 0

On Matt Cherette Is Going To Move To New York City

Whether you're being sarcastic or not, this kind of made my day. (Although I am already regretting the self-pitying overshare and considering making new Awl and Gawker commenter accounts.)

Posted on February 25, 2010 at 5:26 pm 0

On Matt Cherette Is Going To Move To New York City

Seeing as I'm an undergrad Canadian from a low income background with zero connections...

and seeing as I'm increasingly obsessed with the minutiae of the NYC new media world...

this gives me hope that one day I'll get to meet my favourite celebrities: the writers of this website, those namedropped in the article, and the rest of your giant self-referential "elite" clusterfuck.

I know it's cliche and kind of pathetic. That doesn't mean it ain't true, though.

Posted on February 25, 2010 at 5:06 pm 0

On The Man Can't Bust Your Fake Smokes

Saw my first one at a club (inside, on the dance floor) couple nights ago. The guy smoking it got a lot of ass because everyone wanted to try it.

Take that as you will.

Posted on January 15, 2010 at 1:51 pm 0

On New Generation Learns Lessons Of The Past

Fun fact that no one will care about but me but I am utterly compelled (COMPELLED!) to post: I went to the school where the pole the kid licked was. The pole was gone by the time I went there but many of us would lick other poles in emulation of the movie.

Posted on December 9, 2009 at 1:50 pm 0

On In Search of Lost Roses

For an exciting moment I thought The Awl went on a field trip to Toronto. Eh? Eh? Anyone? Outing myself here.

Posted on November 30, 2009 at 3:43 am 0

On Jon Hamm Is Ruining It For The Rest Of Us

But I thought us at The Internet agreed that she is the original MPDG?

Posted on August 12, 2009 at 6:55 pm 0