On Friday Out
Don't forget the hot tub and inappropriately older nekkid man to go along with those either.
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On Cockney ATM Renders Additional Jokes Superfluous
Awl I wont is a room somewhehr,
Fah uhwhy froom the cold noyt ehh . . .
Wiff one enoamus chehh,
Aow, wooooodn't i' be looverleh?
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On Picking Palin: John McCain's Risky Gamble
Yup. McCain . . . chose poorly . . .
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On Vespa Scooters, Killer Hookers And Reckless Pols: Just Another Day In Italy
She has Jermaine Jackson's nose . . . Eww . . .
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On Michael Jackson: A Look Back
Had Keith Richards introduced Michael to the vampire that bit him, Michael would be on stage in London right now . . .
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On The Way We Die Now
Mollie "Mrs. Slocumbe" Sugden? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCpSB0ifQiU
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On Toilet Seats, Candy Lead British MP Expenses Claims
I [Heart] Irony . . .
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On Social A's: Should An Athiest Tell Family She Prays?
Eww . . . Those wafers taste like ass. Although, I'll bet the big one the priest gets to mack on just before communion tastes of ambrosia and truffles (the chocolate kind).
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On I'd make a "Larry Tee-bills" joke, but no.
Meh . . . Cicada does the genre of electro-whatnot much better.
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On Jay And Conan Show Actually Quite Fascinating, by the Incredible Hulk
Hulk, did Cookie Monster help you with this? This reads like something he would've written . . .