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On It Will Be What It Will Be

Damn it, I was hoping that ellipsis was hiding some good swear words.

Posted on March 28, 2014 at 8:12 am 0

On It's A Good Thing 'Cathy' Is Already Dead Because This News About Chocolate Would Kill Her

"The 20 Best Mouseover Longreads of 2014" - #11

Well done.

Posted on February 15, 2014 at 6:43 am 0

On I Deleted Secret

"It was like carrying a portal to a heinous world of male status anxiety."

This portal, does it work in both directions? I'd like to use it to jump the other way, please.

Posted on February 11, 2014 at 9:18 am 0

On Could A Young Bob Dylan Make It Now?

Isn't Steve Jobs their Dylan, or something?

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 7:02 am 1

On Guess Whose Precedent-Setting Footsteps Ray Kelly Is Following In

My guess is Teddy Roosevelt and I'm sticking with it.

Posted on December 5, 2013 at 9:28 am 0

On Subdivision Swastiky

Finally a discussion I can make a meaningful contribution to. No THIS is a building shaped like a swastika: http://goo.gl/maps/ij7VR

Posted on November 20, 2013 at 10:55 am 0

On Ear Pierced

"gasses residue"?

Posted on November 8, 2013 at 7:20 am 0

On Let's Not Say "'Buch"

Well, cooking it will kill the germs, I guess.

Posted on October 28, 2013 at 1:40 pm 0

On Why Are We So Terrible At Contacting Aliens?

@BigJim1 Or maybe they're feminists and they're just waiting for us to stop calling them "dudes".

Posted on October 21, 2013 at 7:08 am 0

On Bret Easton Ellis—Or Dr. Seuss? The Quiz

41%; I assumed every question was a trick question.

Posted on September 30, 2013 at 7:09 am 0