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On How I Got My iPhone to Finally Let Me Swear

@Gef the Talking Mongoose It probably never had any aspirations.

Posted on June 23, 2014 at 7:11 pm 0

On A Mayor, Unworthy


Posted on June 6, 2014 at 7:08 am 1

On The Perils of Extreme Pubic Grooming


Still, this is some extremely public grooming.

Posted on April 22, 2014 at 10:18 am 0

On What We're Saying When We Say We Hate Facebook

When people say "I hate Facebook," that's an indication that they want to talk about Facebook. That's a pretty big red flag for me.

Posted on April 17, 2014 at 7:13 am 1

On It Will Be What It Will Be

Damn it, I was hoping that ellipsis was hiding some good swear words.

Posted on March 28, 2014 at 8:12 am 0

On It's A Good Thing 'Cathy' Is Already Dead Because This News About Chocolate Would Kill Her

"The 20 Best Mouseover Longreads of 2014" - #11

Well done.

Posted on February 15, 2014 at 6:43 am 0

On I Deleted Secret

"It was like carrying a portal to a heinous world of male status anxiety."

This portal, does it work in both directions? I'd like to use it to jump the other way, please.

Posted on February 11, 2014 at 9:18 am 0

On Could A Young Bob Dylan Make It Now?

Isn't Steve Jobs their Dylan, or something?

Posted on December 6, 2013 at 7:02 am 1

On Guess Whose Precedent-Setting Footsteps Ray Kelly Is Following In

My guess is Teddy Roosevelt and I'm sticking with it.

Posted on December 5, 2013 at 9:28 am 0

On Subdivision Swastiky

Finally a discussion I can make a meaningful contribution to. No THIS is a building shaped like a swastika: http://goo.gl/maps/ij7VR

Posted on November 20, 2013 at 10:55 am 0