@Niko Bellic It's not a guy.
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"[T]urn-of-the-century New York", is that 2000 or 1900?
I live in Amsterdam, the Netherlands, and... well I guess the essence of my point is Hahahahahahaha what
@Gef the Talking Mongoose It probably never had any aspirations.
WHAT KIND OF MONSTER DOES NOT OVERDO IT
Still, this is some extremely public grooming.
When people say "I hate Facebook," that's an indication that they want to talk about Facebook. That's a pretty big red flag for me.
Damn it, I was hoping that ellipsis was hiding some good swear words.
"The 20 Best Mouseover Longreads of 2014" - #11
"It was like carrying a portal to a heinous world of male status anxiety."
This portal, does it work in both directions? I'd like to use it to jump the other way, please.