“You know, I never changed my stripes during all that time, and I still haven’t,” Koop said. “What I did in that job was what any well-trained doctor or scientist would do: I looked at the data and then presented the facts to the American people. In science, you can’t hide from the data.”
In this case, "failed" = still has billions of dollars and remains unconvicted of any serious crimes.
Unsurprisingly they seem to think it matters because someone might make money off of it.
Short version - the reason you haven't heard of it is because it hasn't been approved by the FDA.
Slightly longer version - Because of CORPORATIONS maaaaaaan. Also questions about scrotal pain, reduced fertility and effectiveness.
@ejcsanfran - Barber Bears Brunt of Bear Blogger Beard Brouhaha
@Krugmanic Depressive - I was thinking "baby's first plane ride", but that makes more sense. Although I would think "first time I got thrown off a plane" would qualify too.
@Dan Cash@facebook - I recall there being someone who ran against Merkel partly on the basis that she had better cleavage.
Wtf is a personal event?
@SidAndFinancy - I tried, SidAndFinancy, but Angela was not receptive to my advances.
Partner being affectionate? They're pissed at you. Partner being cold and distant? Also pissed at you.