Last winter when I went to see Quantum of Solace, the theater was really cold so I kept my jacket on. After a while, I got up to go to the bathroom, leaving behind my bag and the food I’d snuck in. As I was coming back, this guy was coming out of the theater and he’d been talking to the ticket taker, i thought, great something's wrong with the movie and i didn't miss anything. As soon as he saw me, though, he said nevermind and as we walked back in, I asked him what had happened. He said, “you know, a single guy takes his coat and leaves behind a bag, you gotta be carefulâ€Â. I was flabbergasted, and mumbled something about being sorry for disrupting the movie for him. So when I sat back down I noticed the guy was sitting two rows ahead of me and well to the side. And for the rest of the movie I couldn’t stop thinking about how some people live their lives looking for danger. New York does do crazy things to you, gives you some minor justification to give in to the panic. Really though, if I were to go to the trouble to bomb a theater, would I do it Saturday morning in a mostly empty basement theater playing a two-month-old movie?
It should probably be stated for the record that I do have a beard, so I might be a terrorist and not even know it.
And i should also mention that i hadn't missed anything crucial in the movie, and neither did you if you never saw it.
On My Brush With Death, Or I Am Not As Cool As I Think
Last winter when I went to see Quantum of Solace, the theater was really cold so I kept my jacket on. After a while, I got up to go to the bathroom, leaving behind my bag and the food I’d snuck in. As I was coming back, this guy was coming out of the theater and he’d been talking to the ticket taker, i thought, great something's wrong with the movie and i didn't miss anything. As soon as he saw me, though, he said nevermind and as we walked back in, I asked him what had happened. He said, “you know, a single guy takes his coat and leaves behind a bag, you gotta be carefulâ€Â. I was flabbergasted, and mumbled something about being sorry for disrupting the movie for him. So when I sat back down I noticed the guy was sitting two rows ahead of me and well to the side. And for the rest of the movie I couldn’t stop thinking about how some people live their lives looking for danger. New York does do crazy things to you, gives you some minor justification to give in to the panic. Really though, if I were to go to the trouble to bomb a theater, would I do it Saturday morning in a mostly empty basement theater playing a two-month-old movie?
It should probably be stated for the record that I do have a beard, so I might be a terrorist and not even know it.
And i should also mention that i hadn't missed anything crucial in the movie, and neither did you if you never saw it.