On Too Soon, Angry Birds Rio
@AJ MacDonald Jr@twitter What wisdom the late 20Kers bring.
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On 60 Of Baseball’s Best Names (That Are Not Hunter Pence), In Order
1970's Big Red Machine.
Johnny Bench.
Cesar Geronimo.
Don Gullett.
Denis Menke
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On White People Are Crazy
@Morbo Yes, it is odd. I always cringe when regional distinctions are used in academic studies to confirm stereotypes. @sigerson tells stories that match my brother's experiences EXACTLY. We grew up in tip o' the mitt, Michigan.
It's like that saying "Don't like the weather? Wait a few minutes." Because weather is weather everywhere.
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On Today Is Flag Day, Unfortunately
@Outtacontext Yes, in slow motion it is quite a popular iStock purchase for a background in every conservative powerpoint presentation. EVER.
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On Why Aren't Gays Funny?
I smell someone chumming the internet.
We're going to need a bigger boat.
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On Some Awesome Things To Say To A Cancer Patient
@MollyBloomberg I guess I should say from experience, it is a wonderful distraction to get to be a judgmental asshole.
Just want to head this one off at the pass...
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On Some Awesome Things To Say To A Cancer Patient
That's the universe's way of making things even/steven. If something bad happens to you or your loved ones, you get to be a judgmental asshole. If you get lucky and escape the crushing horror of a fatal illness/injury to you and yours, you are then required to say awkward things to friends that weren't so lucky - allowing them the small reward of being slightly better human beings.
Circle of life, people.
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On Angry Words: Let's Restore Honor To Online Scrabble
@HiredGoons Gar is the fish you catch when you are trying to catch a proper fish. Toothy, mean fucker.
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On Please Stop Emailing
@keisertroll I live in Tulsa. Blowjob Plaza was renamed. The mayor felt it was too Clinton-ny. It's now Fingerbang Towers.
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On Family Dresses Funny
@Rod T I thought the Christmas bulbs were quite slimming.