It was pretty hair-raising for something on ABC prime-time.
I am confused: you describe "Max" as "2,750-pound German bomb" but later "But Max, an early and light edition (the R.A.F. bombs tripled in size... " Was Max a German or RAF bomb? If it was RAF, how did it come to be dropped on London?
Aural Xanax. Would it kill her to ever display some energy?
Best post title ever.
The chemical free way, if you're stuck with only a rolled up magazine: wait for it to land. In a couple of seconds, it lifts 2 of its legs and starts rubbing them together (who knows what its doing). That's when you slam it from above. Works every time. It takes a couple of milliseconds for it to put those feet down, which it needs to do to take off.