On I Am the World's Worst Sperm Donor
A Millenial writing 2800 words about jerking off? If only there were some adjective to describe this!
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On Free Subway Rag Now Literally Destroying America
This is the happiest day of my life.
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On The Other Feel-Bad Movie of Christmas
The Thing That Always Bugs Me About This Trailer Is How Much The Kid Enunciates Ev-Er-Y Single Thing. Like Every Word In The Title Is Capitalized Or Something.
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On Who's Afraid Of Lana Del Rey?
Isn't as basic as "People like being marketed towards, until they realize they're being marketed towards?"
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On Frog Wins!
I thought this was titled "Frog Wines" and was slightly disappointed the frog didn't end up in some wine.
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On Millennial Internet Writer Gets Coffee
Was anyone else really worried until they got to the 'Parodies' tag?
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On Eat, Pray, Tube: Adrift on the Delaware River
Jumping into the praise of this article to say that the only way this could have been better is if was about rival Bucks County River Country and included this classic commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9GRjao71gs
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On Which Would You Choose? Three Theoreticals
1. Live 30 years. Agree with On The Other; experience is experience!
2. Don't do it. With enough effort, you can probably have sex with someone who's, like, 80% as good looking as the celebrity without any of the baggage?
3. Die of natural causes. But hedge your bets by being REALLY good while you're alive. You better be spending every weekend in a soup kitchen, is what I'm saying.
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On The Last Two Veterans Of WWI
I agree with everyone else. This is beautiful.
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On The True Story Of The Oscar Streaker
@Jerry Pritikin@facebook I'd say there's a pretty big difference between "I have the right to put up flyers" and "i have the right to shoot someone."