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On Some Revised Tourism Slogans

The Ozarks - you'll stay up all night!

North Carolina - progressively backwards

Delaware - you'll love our toll booth

Alabama - southern fried xenophobia

Florida / Connecticut - the "are we there yet" state

Missouri - bicoastals love flying over us

Rhode Island - I think Yosemite is larger

Maryland - Come for the Crabs, leave with the Crabs

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Leipzig - You'll really miss good mexican food after three weeks

Milan - please support our sweatshop sweaters

Nice - not as nice as Monaco

Genoa - you can't find us on a map

Kyoto - slow down, you're not in Tokyo anymore

Vienna - we don't have boats or canals

Glasgow - top gear

Ibiza - how many did you take ? how many do you usually take ?

Posted on October 29, 2011 at 11:44 am 1

On The Soothing Sounds of the Indielectual Lifestyle

they are absolutely this generations vh1 john secada / celine dion crap
I'd add decemberists and norah jones to the list too

what the hell is wrong with people these days

bankers have stolen the country
and you are sleep walking through life to the sounds of comfortable unoffensive pop

Posted on October 24, 2011 at 1:43 pm 0

On When The Phone Doesn't Ring (Or Vibrate)

call me, but not too often,
hold the door, don't hold the door
pick up the check, she'd rather we split it, j/k, I have to pay
txt me back, don't txt me back
surprise date w/ tickets to your fav band, "best date ever", never hear back...
like someone, they don't like you back
treat other people like crap, they get obsessed with you
respect someone, they never contact you again

shit is so fucked up these days

Posted on October 20, 2011 at 1:27 pm 0

On You Are Not Getting Any Younger

this goes completely against that anti-marriage lady's opinion from last week

Posted on October 18, 2011 at 1:11 pm 0

On Accomplishments Transitory

when everyone has an opinion,

and everyone can voice them equally,

then none of them count anymore.

through the democratization of culture,

we have collectively flat lined influence,

and converged with apathy.

Posted on October 17, 2011 at 4:29 pm 0

On "Read It Later": Republishing is Theft

what the hell ?!
I'm usually a big fan of this blog
and have recommended and forwarded links to friends on multiple occasions

machine based hyper text transfer is HOW THE INTERNET WORKS !!

the 1's and 0's in the form of XML [including these letters I'm typing]

transfer from one computer to a server to another computer

which is REPUBLISHING them

and it is not illegal it is the modern world of the 21st century

it is the INTERNET

you're basically saying the information super highway is "BAD THING"
because it allows for networked content to be copied from one computer another
that's not a bug, it's a feature!

shall we break our looms like the luddites of old?

and yes I read your blog with RSS and Safari Reader
so I dont have to click on / be distracted by stupid / redundant / obtrusive advertising

The whole city of Sao Paulo 11 million people, [ btw ten times the residency of Manhattan]
removed all the ad's and billboards
look how clean it is !!
http://weburbanist.com/2010/03/06/clean-city-sao-paulo-scrubbed-of-outdoor-ads/

I dont want your Ad's
and will support any service to delete or block them from me
thank you very much

for those running firefox here's adblock
http://adblockplus.org/en/

Posted on June 7, 2011 at 6:16 pm 1

On I Am David Brooks' Lazy, Unemployable "Missing Man"

whats the point in working at corporations, long hours, shitty pay, expensive insurance, all to make some CEO and Exec's who play musical chairs millions of dollars.

its nearly impossible to start a small business

as an unemployed 33 year old I'm clearly not a catch for any woman

I should be working in my prime and have a great career
and yet corporate culture being what it is, we're lucky anything gets done at all

offices filled with free loaders, mouth breathers, fat people,
unhealthy both psychologically and physically

all so we can convince a bank to buy us a house built out of toothpicks in a decaying neighborhood
while driving a depreciating expensive car back and forth to the job you hate

no thanks

btw how are those student loans from "for profit" colleges working out for the rest of you ?

indebted indentured societal servants for the top one percenters

Posted on May 10, 2011 at 3:16 pm 2

On Inside the Post-It Note Anti-Obama Revolution

Gallon of Gas in Europe $8.90

and they still have FREE Health Care...

Posted on April 29, 2011 at 3:01 pm 0