On Every Dish That Sucks At Le Bernardin, From 1986 To 2012
What did they sling at GoogaMooga?
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On Things I Didn't Get To Eat (Or Drink) At The Great GoogaMooga
The trip from lower Manhattan to Prospect Park always exhausts me.
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On Piling on the Hate for LaGuardia
Actually the Latvia thing is what I love about LGA. I'm not a terribly calm flyer, but something about LGA made me realize it's really just a bus with wings. Get on, shut up.
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On Meet America's Most Concise Journalists
I realized Captivate Network is people when I noticed the Vocab of the Day is always something mildly taunting or white collar undermining. Like "Despondent: adjective; 'Sam's windowless office left him despondent until the end of his shift'." I'm only exaggerrating a little.
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On The Horrific Horror of Brooklyn
@BadUncle There's always a caveat! I'd actually like to learn how to strop a straight razor. But otherwise fuck these guys.
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On Dear Startup Boys: Tuck in Your Shirts for the Media
@Nick Douglas Seinfeld looks like Cary Grant next to these two.
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On The Amazing Moral Fables of Pinterest
@zidaane I'm seeing homemade suncatchers, you know the ones you bake in the oven?
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On The Joys of Blocking People
@DoctorDisaster Yes, the world needs more fiction and obesity.
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On To Nowhere Island! In The Middle Of The Sea
"What must it be like to spend your whole life in the same place with the same people, surrounded by thousands of miles of uninterrupted, unforgiving ocean?"
Pretty much the same thing as Earth in space. Boom?
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On "A Florida woman who was apparently tired of her dirty couch reeking of urine...."
And then she salted the goddamn EARTH. GOODBYE.