I am in love with these.
Where are the remaining 2000 words of this piece and do you have a newsletter I could subscribe to?
"You can save a ton of money if you use women as desks." - Bryan Goldberg, helpfully
@needsmoresalt That's all I ever wanted from my career.
@Gef the Talking Mongoose I love The Tommyknockers.
@Bittersweet My Aunt Peggy was 35 years old, saw a man in a clown costume approaching her car, and despite KNOWING it was her neighbor, rolled up the windows and honked the horn and yelled GO AWAY CLOWN until he did.
@Danzig! I will literally come to your house and read the rest of it to you.
@Courtney Jenkins@facebook I also really hope that Patty Uris meets someone swell who knocks her up.
@Courtney Jenkins@facebook YES. Mike gets totally hosed.
@Danzig! Isn't Danse Macabre amazing???