By osmium on Hair Curliness Explained
"You're a SCIENTIST that's so exciting, so tell me what you do?"
"It's not interesting, let's talk about something else."
"You think I'm *stupid*."
"No no it's not that, but it really isn't interesting."
"Please tell me."
"Ok. [300 WORD SUMMARY OF WHAT I DO]"
"Oh. Nice." [HE'S SO BORING I HATE HIM]
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By Gef the Talking Mongoose on Will The Sun Kill Us All?
Awl, you could maybe have told me about this before I began my orgy of destruction? You know I like to get an early start when I have a big project.
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By BadUncle on Blame Your Parents If You're Bad At Math
Maths? I can't even do arithmetics.
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By Clarence Rosario on John Boehner's PowerPoint
Violates SO MANY rules of PowerPoint presentations, namely:
* No more than 12 words per bullet point
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By Multiphasic on Members of Congress Who Have Totally Metal Names, In Order
Don't look at me, I voted for Mary Sue Dimmuborgir.
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By Gef the Talking Mongoose on Comic Hero Fanboys Make Terrible Comic Hero Movies
@keisertroll : I will give up my Guitar Wolf t-shirt when you strip it from my cold dead torso, or when I see some guy wearing the same shirt pushing a stroller, whichever comes first.
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By gumplr on Satchels, Totes and Cases! Whatever Shall a Man Carry?
@Werner Hedgehog www.vayabags.com
These are absolutely great. Made from scrap sailing canvas and recycled bicycle tubing (yes!) so they are insanely durable. I bought mine at the Renegade Craft Fair last year after regrettably not pulling the trigger the year prior, only to be given an inferior Brooklyn Industries bag weeks later that would fall apart within 6 months.
Vaya and get yourself one today!
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By stuffisthings on White Conservatives On Supreme Court Wondering Whether We Need Laws That Allow Black People To Vote For Democrats
Yeah jesus Ken, don't you know that Thomas arrives at his vile, Dickensian decisions through a completely different process of legal wankery and self-justification from the white conservatives on the court? So when the 2nd African American Supreme Court Justice votes to strike down a key provision of Voting Rights Act, he's doing it on his own terms. I think that's very important for the soon to be disenfranchised Alabama voters to know, don't you?