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By mikki halpin on I Am An Object Of Internet Ridicule, Ask Me Anything

DOESN'T HE REALIZE THIS PIECE WILL START THE CYCLE ALL OVER AGAIN I CAN'T WATCH.

Posted on September 18, 2013 at 6:16 pm 4

By stuffisthings on I Am An Object Of Internet Ridicule, Ask Me Anything

OK, did you do it? Maybe you imagined an immigrant taxi driver or a black single mother in the Bronx or a Staten Island garbage man.

Now: imagine that person complaining about "hipsters" on an Internet forum.

Posted on September 18, 2013 at 5:24 pm 14

By My Number Is My Address on Pig Australian

Western Australia is the Australia of Australia.

Posted on September 10, 2013 at 5:38 pm 2

By jfruh on This Cyborg Police Officer Is Part Robot, Part Cop

@Werner Hedgehog By the time Detroit left bankruptcy in 2015, the judge had allowed them to void all their union contracts with municipal employees and replace them with agreements that allowed for involuntary cyborgization, as part of Michigan's shift to a "right to be a robot" state.

Posted on September 6, 2013 at 1:49 pm 3

By LondonLee on This Cyborg Police Officer Is Part Robot, Part Cop

Notice that they've removed the one thing that gave the original some actual emotional depth: the fact that he didn't know who he was.

Bitches leave.

Posted on September 6, 2013 at 1:11 pm 1

By wallsdonotfall on Ask Polly: Should I Give In And Be The Other Woman?

I remember Edith Z. once saying in an interview something like, Oh, the advice columns are exhausting, 99% of people are seeking permission to cheat in their relationships. I'm curious how the numbers shake out for this feature.

Posted on July 31, 2013 at 1:43 pm 1

By MollyculeTheory on Ask Polly: Should I Dump My Stupid, Lazy, Alcoholic Husband?

@Peteykins But she wants to be an anthropologist.

Posted on June 12, 2013 at 3:23 pm 4

By Peteykins on Ask Polly: Should I Dump My Stupid, Lazy, Alcoholic Husband?

Holy cow, am I the only one who thinks the first letter writer sounds like an utter and complete nightmare? Granted, the guy sounds like a loser, but she sounds beyond awful.

Posted on June 12, 2013 at 2:15 pm 7

By stuffisthings on White Conservatives On Supreme Court Wondering Whether We Need Laws That Allow Black People To Vote For Democrats

Yeah jesus Ken, don't you know that Thomas arrives at his vile, Dickensian decisions through a completely different process of legal wankery and self-justification from the white conservatives on the court? So when the 2nd African American Supreme Court Justice votes to strike down a key provision of Voting Rights Act, he's doing it on his own terms. I think that's very important for the soon to be disenfranchised Alabama voters to know, don't you?

Posted on February 27, 2013 at 5:05 pm 7

By osmium on Hair Curliness Explained

"You're a SCIENTIST that's so exciting, so tell me what you do?"

"It's not interesting, let's talk about something else."

"You think I'm *stupid*."

"No no it's not that, but it really isn't interesting."

"Please tell me."

"Ok. [300 WORD SUMMARY OF WHAT I DO]"

"Oh. Nice." [HE'S SO BORING I HATE HIM]

Posted on December 3, 2012 at 2:30 pm 3