Mid-20's gay guy from the Jersey side of Philly. Will smart-ass for food. Winner of the 2010 Awl March Madness Tournament Challenge, which is sadly the highest achievement I have ever had bestowed upon.
World War III > World War Z
Lee J. Cobb was quite the bear.
I think Chris Elliott is funny mostly as a favor to his dad.
Does this mean there'll be no bracket challenge.
Twitter in 1939: You know who Hitler is a lot like? HITLER.
@stuffisthings In the book Hans Solo shoots first.
@GiovanniGF Still not as bad as when they turned his short story "Adjustment Team" into "The Adjustment Bureau" and left out the talking dog.
@melis It's not gay for Homer because he's a big fat party animal.
I suggest reading the Forrest Gump book, written by Winston Groom. A lot of its events are crazier (Gump becomes a pro wrestler, an astronaut, and at one point carries a naked Raquel Welch down Hollywood Boulevard) and still grounded in reality (as in, if you are a woman who falls in love with Forrest Gump, God will probably not punish you with AIDS).
Choire or Balk would've tagged this with "THIS MONKEY'S GONE TO HEAVEN".