keisertroll
Mid-20's gay guy from the Jersey side of Philly. Will smart-ass for food. Winner of the 2010 Awl March Madness Tournament Challenge, which is sadly the highest achievement I have ever had bestowed upon.
On What 2012 Looked Like In 1982
Wake me when you get to 1982's predictions of 2017.
Posted on May 15, 2012 at 5:09 pm
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On If You Can't Tell When David Sedaris Is "Inventing," It's Your Problem
So all those "fables" he wrote were false? Damn.
Posted on May 14, 2012 at 1:17 pm
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On If You Can't Tell When David Sedaris Is "Inventing," It's Your Problem
@jfruh THAT'S how they spell it!
Posted on May 14, 2012 at 1:17 pm
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On What if Obama Does a Full-Reverse on Gay Marriage Today?
@namedropper That's how I settled on a civil union with my right hand.
Posted on May 9, 2012 at 12:46 pm
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On What To Read, Listen To, Look At And Watch Over Kentucky Derby Weekend
Sometimes A Pony Gets Depressed.
Posted on May 4, 2012 at 6:01 pm
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On The Creative Class is Moving to Moscow, Idaho This Summer
@Smitros http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HmkTzNxRSw
Posted on May 4, 2012 at 3:36 pm
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On "Men compete to be in 2013 Firefighters Calendar"
I'm compiling public domain photos of bears and cats for the 2013 Awl Calendar as we speak.
Posted on April 26, 2012 at 11:32 am
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On Yes, Let's Let the Rich People Go Space-Mining, It'll End Well for Everyone
At least Sean Connery's "Outland" had space miners freaking out of amphetamines.
Posted on April 24, 2012 at 10:31 am
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On "Sushi Is The Gay Marriage Of Food"
But will the Unification Church also control gay marriage within 20 years?