Who fucking gives a shit? People got their legs blown off. Luxuriate in your contempt for Reddit next week.
Legalize it! (it being meth).
Can we just stop teaching books in schools? Put the savings in the teacher's pension fund and have the kids do reports on Buzzfeed listicles instead.
He sold stock in a risky, opaque venture for a comically high price to supposedly sophisticated investors? This man obviously has no future on Wall Street.
I guess he didn't like 500 Days of Summer.
Trying to work together a joke about typography and a Bane quote
She made a choice to have health problems before age 65.
(Puts on George Mason University hat)
"Maybe the real children are the people who constantly expect the government to insulate them from the forces of the insane, under-supplied, over-regulated rental market they helped create."
Can we get back to Wes Anderson smackdowns?
I think movies are just too hard guys. All the details and things that need to be endlessly turned over. Continue anesthetizing yourself with boxed wine and falling asleep on Saturday night with an iPad playing Dr. Who episodes by your side.