On Just Give Reddit A Few More Decades, They'll Crack This Boston Thing Yet

Who fucking gives a shit? People got their legs blown off. Luxuriate in your contempt for Reddit next week.

Posted on April 17, 2013 at 12:57 pm 0

On Americans Hurting Way More Than Anyone Else

Legalize it! (it being meth).

Posted on September 27, 2012 at 10:49 am 0

On Someone Needs a Cliffs Notes on "Animal Farm"

Can we just stop teaching books in schools? Put the savings in the teacher's pension fund and have the kids do reports on Buzzfeed listicles instead.

Posted on September 14, 2012 at 10:28 am 2

On Silicon Valley Still Doesn't Get New York

He sold stock in a risky, opaque venture for a comically high price to supposedly sophisticated investors? This man obviously has no future on Wall Street.

Posted on September 4, 2012 at 10:43 am 0

On Bob Dylan, "Duquesne Whistle"

I guess he didn't like 500 Days of Summer.

Posted on August 30, 2012 at 10:52 am 0

On Unnaturally Calm Blogger Rages Out

Trying to work together a joke about typography and a Bane quote

Posted on August 13, 2012 at 11:08 am 0

On Our Healthcare Delivery System Is Just Fine Thank You

She made a choice to have health problems before age 65.

Posted on August 13, 2012 at 10:33 am 3

On Local Millennial Doesn't Deserve to Live in New York City

(Puts on George Mason University hat)

"Maybe the real children are the people who constantly expect the government to insulate them from the forces of the insane, under-supplied, over-regulated rental market they helped create."

Posted on July 6, 2012 at 2:05 pm 1

On Aaron Sorkin's Big Bomb

Can we get back to Wes Anderson smackdowns?

Posted on June 18, 2012 at 10:19 am 0

On Is "Prometheus" a Big Gorgeous Bag of Hot Foolish Space Garbage?

I think movies are just too hard guys. All the details and things that need to be endlessly turned over. Continue anesthetizing yourself with boxed wine and falling asleep on Saturday night with an iPad playing Dr. Who episodes by your side.

Posted on June 12, 2012 at 10:25 am 0