On Americans Hurting Way More Than Anyone Else
Legalize it! (it being meth).
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On Someone Needs a Cliffs Notes on "Animal Farm"
Can we just stop teaching books in schools? Put the savings in the teacher's pension fund and have the kids do reports on Buzzfeed listicles instead.
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On Silicon Valley Still Doesn't Get New York
He sold stock in a risky, opaque venture for a comically high price to supposedly sophisticated investors? This man obviously has no future on Wall Street.
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On Bob Dylan, "Duquesne Whistle"
I guess he didn't like 500 Days of Summer.
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On Unnaturally Calm Blogger Rages Out
Trying to work together a joke about typography and a Bane quote
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On Our Healthcare Delivery System Is Just Fine Thank You
She made a choice to have health problems before age 65.
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On Local Millennial Doesn't Deserve to Live in New York City
(Puts on George Mason University hat)
"Maybe the real children are the people who constantly expect the government to insulate them from the forces of the insane, under-supplied, over-regulated rental market they helped create."
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On Aaron Sorkin's Big Bomb
Can we get back to Wes Anderson smackdowns?
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On Is "Prometheus" a Big Gorgeous Bag of Hot Foolish Space Garbage?
I think movies are just too hard guys. All the details and things that need to be endlessly turned over. Continue anesthetizing yourself with boxed wine and falling asleep on Saturday night with an iPad playing Dr. Who episodes by your side.
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On Just Give Reddit A Few More Decades, They'll Crack This Boston Thing Yet
Who fucking gives a shit? People got their legs blown off. Luxuriate in your contempt for Reddit next week.