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On Male Birth Control Pill Within A Decade, And This Time They Mean It

The problem, as I see it, is that any woman stupid enough to believe a horny guy who says, "oh, yeah, right, uh, I'm like totally on the pill, no problem" shouldn't be considered legally competent to give consent.

Posted on September 26, 2012 at 2:26 pm 0

On Burn It Down: The New Terrible Million-Dollar Brooklyn Apartment

I keep saying "Sunnyside" over and over again, but people just don't listen.

Posted on September 25, 2012 at 7:15 pm 0

On David Brooks Had a Dream About the King of Sweden....

Folks, here's a story about Mittie the Moocher
He paid for health care with a voucher.
His words were reckless, feckless lyin'
His policy advice he got from Paul Ryan.
Hi-de-hi-de-hi!

Posted on September 18, 2012 at 11:27 am 2

On Who's Mooching Who?

@stuffisthings First base.

Posted on September 18, 2012 at 11:18 am 1

On It's Like Romney and Ryan Are Trying to Make People Hate Them?

@bluebears "It says so right here in your copy of the Blade, sweetheart, so it must be true. Oh, and there's an interview with Chita Rivera!"

Posted on September 6, 2012 at 6:54 pm 0

On 'Rebecca': The Real Housewives Of Cornwall County

This novel features one of the most wonderfully subtle turning points, a quiet little moment set among big melodramatic scenes of boats running aground and flares and things. All through the book, "Mallory" has told herself over and over again that she is just incapable of being the mistress of a place like Manderely: she hasn't the background or the temperament or the organizational ability. Running Manderly was what Rebecca could do, so there's no way "Mallory" could possibly.

And yet, in the aftermath of that horrible costume ball, when the shipwreck suddenly happens and the whole place is overrun with coast guard and ambulances and everything, "Mallory" quietly, unconsiously, steps up to the plate. She gets the weekend guests sent home or else put up somewhere in the house where they won';t get in the way, and organizes meals and places to sleep and hot tea for the dozens of rescuers overrunning the place. She even puts Danvers in her place almost off-handedly when she tells the old bat that there is so much food wasted daily at Manderley there ought to be plenty to spare for the emergency workers, so just shut up and get to work and stop complaining.

It's a crisis, and "Mallory" is the only one who doesn't fall completely to pieces. She's strong -- in fact, she's always been strong-- but she's never had to access that part of herself before.

du Maurier could easily have fallen into the trap of writing an explicit epiphany here, but she leaves it for the reader to discover. It's a great, great example, of "show, don't tell."

Posted on August 29, 2012 at 5:25 pm 4

On Mitt Romney, Comedian: Actual Examples

@cory dodt@twitter You should hear him making a case for creationism. Uncanny.

Posted on August 27, 2012 at 11:20 am 1

On Katie Roiphe Regards Herself

Trick question. There is no "herself" in Katie Roiphe.

Posted on August 21, 2012 at 12:42 pm 0

On Unnaturally Calm Blogger Rages Out

On the other hand, if you are the fashion director at Us Weekly and your name is "Sasha," you are already so far in Hell you probably use rich toddlers for kindling.

Posted on August 13, 2012 at 11:03 am 2