On JFK Airport a Foul Nest of Luggage Thieves, Claims Random Dude
@dntsqzthchrmn Seriously, if it was the one in midtown around 43rd street, it was wild. I had a similar view, but I couldn't see the actual cause of the steam. All that I could see from my vantage were people running uptown on Lex -- terrified -- and a huge amount of smoke/steam coming from somewhere.
Anyway, to make this long story, longer, I also called Mollins Esq. after this steam pipe blast, in hopes of a quick buck. I described to him what I saw and felt. However, a few weeks later I got served with a Complaint alleging copyright infringement for some goddamn Godzilla movie. Mollins was plaintiff's counsel.
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On JFK Airport a Foul Nest of Luggage Thieves, Claims Random Dude
Keep it up with the mocking, I know a guy who semi-specializes in commenter-libel lawsuits.
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On Knee-Deep in Julian Assange's Hilarious Memoir
Strangely enough, "Knee Deep In Nasa" is the name of a chapter in my memoirs, the one that recounts the time I worked at a fetish dungeon in Tokyo.
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On Why Yoga Can Be So Irritating (Although You Should Go Anyway!)
@Gef the Talking Mongoose
I am just grossed out by the phrase "yoga culture." Though the phrase chive crotch set the table.
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On Woman Angry At ATM
Somewhere on the internet, there is a whack-a-mole enthusiast chat room that is, collectively and positively, tumescent.
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On Let's Read Some Trashy Books
This seems like an appropriate time and place to apologize to my town library, where as an early teen I often defiled "Tropic of Cancer". The shame...
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On Here's Why You Need These Seven Odd Kitchen Ingredients
Unrelated, but I was wondering if bloggers are now subject to the "payola" laws?
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On How To Split A Check At A Restaurant
I agree with Mr. Shah. I just find it funny that we are getting bill paying lessons from a guy who, probably, has not paid for a meal while dining out in NY for at least 3 years.
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On Horrible People Do Awful Thing To Teddy Bear
One might feel more sympathy for Tara Wilson had she not been the heartless one who left her stuffed bear out on the porch to fend for itself in the notoriously raw, wet and windy North Carolina winter. For her to now complain about Henry being disemboweled by a local miscreant rings hollow. For shame Tara Wilson, you horrible cunt.
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On Today Only: The Awl Is Auditioning New Commenters!
@SidAndFinancy
How much do yoooouuuuu squat?