I'm still pretty certain they all end up on the grill of a street fair shwarma vendor.
@saythatscool And then she died, of course.
@Tulletilsynet so you're saying I've discovered the cure for old age? Neat!
Yeah, but they shave those two years off the end.
@Setec Astrology I debate this one all the time.
Hannibal-- Pros: Smokes cigars. Custom AK-47. Frequently on the jazz. Cons: Age. Less jumping on people from above.
BA-- Pros: Invested heavily in gold before it was cool. Boss van. Compassion for fools. Doing it for the kids. Cons: Fear of flying. Susceptible to roofies.
Murdoch-- Pros: Flies. Has a cool leather jacket. Master of disguise. Cons: Spends a lot of time in the psych ward. Balding.
Face-- Pros: Has a corvette sometimes. Usually belt deep. Cons: 1984 Corvette only had 205hp. First name "Templeton". Will be remembered as "the other Starbuck."
Don't you mean one hot guy and Cheech Marin?
@saythatscool I think a ham salted with the tears of Glenn Beck would be a big hit. Also, it could probably get its own half hour show in Fox News' fall lineup.
@scroll_lock which, incidentally, is one of the few things Germans do enjoy.
@Rollo Veni Vidi Fixie
@Backslider Paved roads were originally made for Roman legions. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_roads
You're welcome, biketard.