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On Where Do Rats Go When They Die?

I'm still pretty certain they all end up on the grill of a street fair shwarma vendor.

Posted on May 16, 2014 at 2:32 pm 1

On A Q&A With Editta Sherman, Celebrity Photographer, Age 100

@saythatscool And then she died, of course.

Posted on July 17, 2012 at 3:43 pm 2

On Sitting Down Will Let You Finally Rest Two Years Sooner

@Tulletilsynet so you're saying I've discovered the cure for old age? Neat!

Posted on July 10, 2012 at 1:19 pm 0

On Sitting Down Will Let You Finally Rest Two Years Sooner

Yeah, but they shave those two years off the end.

Posted on July 10, 2012 at 11:53 am 1

On What TV Character Have You Wanted to Be?

@Setec Astrology I debate this one all the time.
Hannibal-- Pros: Smokes cigars. Custom AK-47. Frequently on the jazz. Cons: Age. Less jumping on people from above.
BA-- Pros: Invested heavily in gold before it was cool. Boss van. Compassion for fools. Doing it for the kids. Cons: Fear of flying. Susceptible to roofies.
Murdoch-- Pros: Flies. Has a cool leather jacket. Master of disguise. Cons: Spends a lot of time in the psych ward. Balding.
Face-- Pros: Has a corvette sometimes. Usually belt deep. Cons: 1984 Corvette only had 205hp. First name "Templeton". Will be remembered as "the other Starbuck."

Posted on June 13, 2012 at 2:54 pm 1

On Gay Marriage, 40 Years Ago

Don't you mean one hot guy and Cheech Marin?

Posted on June 7, 2012 at 1:28 pm 1

On Salt Gimmicky, Disgusting

@saythatscool I think a ham salted with the tears of Glenn Beck would be a big hit. Also, it could probably get its own half hour show in Fox News' fall lineup.

Posted on May 29, 2012 at 2:14 pm 2

On German Joy Gene Defective

@scroll_lock which, incidentally, is one of the few things Germans do enjoy.

Posted on May 25, 2012 at 10:37 am 0

On Do Bicyclists Deserve Sympathy?

@Rollo Veni Vidi Fixie

Posted on May 24, 2012 at 1:58 pm 0

On Do Bicyclists Deserve Sympathy?

@Backslider Paved roads were originally made for Roman legions. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_roads

You're welcome, biketard.

Posted on May 24, 2012 at 11:17 am 0