On South Dakota By The Hours
Yes, let's stretch out a very difficult period for a woman as long as possible. Remember, the GOP loves your fetus! Even if it will be born with defects that conflict with life! Everyone wins!
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On The Awl Bracket Contest Update: In Which Everyone Learns That TruTV Is Channel 779
Thanks for explaining that for me--I kept seeing "3rd Round" during the games yesterday, and I was wondering which producer at CBS was just bad at math.
Also, my bracket is named "Sad No Salukis". I am emphatically not winning.
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On Radio Host Vicki McKenna Claims Liberals Want to Assassinate Governor Scott Walker
My cousin is a teacher up there, and here's what gets me: she says that a lot of the folks protesting say that they voted for Walker, but they didn't vote for THIS. Which makes me think that uninformed voting is worse than not voting. Read the fine print, people!
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On CPAC: The Big Gay Careerist Conservative Future
"You have a point," he said. "But that doesn't mean it means anything."
Oh, for fuck's sake. No one told these people to stop talking if they weren't making any sense.
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On "Sandi from HR Will be Calling You After We Hang Up"
Okay, I really need him to write parts 2 and 3 because I can see this coming for me soon...I really hope the light at the end of the tunnel isn't a train.
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On Mexico Keeping The Lights On In Texas
Thanks, Mexico! We'll still plan to make life miserable for you at every turn when you come to Texas! Just sayin'.
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On Why Minnesota Mothers Are Doing Pretty Good
It took my wife years to figure out that when I say something "isn't bad", that's Midwestern for "this is very good".
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On Why Minnesota Mothers Are Doing Pretty Good
But green bean casserole is delicious! Who would laugh? Only those not lucky enough to have tried it.
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On Why Minnesota Mothers Are Doing Pretty Good
Gopher Mothers? Though I'm from rural Illinois, my mother could have written this. Enid! Write a book! I'll buy it!
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On Tom Ford Dead Right About Shorts: Men Should Not Wear Them
Just so I'm clear, "city" here refers to "New York City", correct? Because Tom Ford can bite me if he thinks I'm not going to wear shorts in Austin. But we're not really the "city" in question, right?