On My Ten-Point Action Plan for Spending One Million Dollars at Tiffany
@cherrispryte Agreed. There are definitely some pieces of statement jewelry that are well over a million dollars.
Posted on July 6, 2011 at 4:36 pm
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On 11 Completely Scientific, Not At All Dubious Diets From Our Recent Past
Gah. Whenever I see the grapefruit diet, all I think of is the older lady in Requiem for a Dream. Though I guess the traditional diet doesn't call for several does of speed.
Posted on June 30, 2011 at 5:54 pm
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On Why Yoga Can Be So Irritating (Although You Should Go Anyway!)
"You will have already taken your own little I’m-so-spiritual-and-humble-before-the Creator bow, put on your flip-flops (good job!), hightailed it away from the would-be hugger/soul blenders, made and consumed a meal, masturbated to some violent pornography and be just about to crawl into bed with the fall Anthropologie catalog..."
This accurately describes my post-Monday-night-yoga routine! I'm glad someone else is on the same page as I am.
And I love my yoga class/instructor NOW, but I had to go through a lot of meh instructors before I found one that I enjoyed that had some of the meditation but a lot of I'm kicking your ass so hard sweat is pouring off of you like a fucking waterfall. Back when I was first giving yoga a go in colleeg, one of the weirder instructors told me that my big toe should talk to my bellybutton.