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On Religious Observances, In Order Of Popularity With Secular America

Thanksgiving is awesome! We celebrate having a feast with the indians, then we kill them and take their land. it's very american.

Posted on February 22, 2012 at 6:34 pm 0

On A Few Basic Thoughts on Successful Internet Commenting

Who ARE you people?????

Posted on February 15, 2011 at 3:17 pm 1

On A Few Basic Thoughts on Successful Internet Commenting

Servicey!! And yes, cats are smarter

Posted on February 15, 2011 at 2:04 pm 0

On David Letterman Knows the Truth: A Funny Man Gets to Sleep with His Staff

Agreed. The thought of Dave having sex with anyone is horrifying.

Funny how it's now Hetero sex among consenting adults that's a scandal.

I've been trying to get a gig on "Dirty Jobs" for the sole purpose of having sex with Mike Rowe.

Posted on October 2, 2009 at 9:44 am 0

On David Letterman Knows the Truth: A Funny Man Gets to Sleep with His Staff

It wasn't rape. and this never happens ANYWHERE

Posted on October 2, 2009 at 9:42 am 0

On Stars, They Are Hungry Just Like Us, But They Don't Need Calories Because How Hard Is It To Not Read Some Scripts All Day?

If my job paid me what her job pays her, I'd happily consume nothing but liquids and kale.

Posted on September 10, 2009 at 3:09 pm 0

On Many Opinions, Fat and Thin

Not nearly as funny as the catfight on the Today show this morning between plus size model Emme and the emaciated editor of "Self". They were duking it out over the extreme airbrushing of Kelly Clarksons cover. Hysterics ensued.

Posted on August 14, 2009 at 12:35 pm 0

On "Play 'Billie Jean' Or Else"

that's because Walter Yetnikoff had a big mouth and a bigger ego.

Posted on July 7, 2009 at 10:03 am 0

On Ego Te Absolvo

The Awl has OFFICES?!

Posted on July 7, 2009 at 10:02 am 0

On Dead Michael Jackson News Coverage: Counterpoint

I predict his corpse will have more costume changes than Celia Cruz's. Somehow, someone is gonna make him finish that tour.

Posted on July 7, 2009 at 10:00 am 0