On How To Enjoy A Pasty When You're Not In North Michigan

I was born and raised in Grand Rapids -- and pretty much lived in Grand Haven in the summers, so guuurrll, I KNOW about your musical fountain! Anyway, my father developed a pasty obsession when he was going to college up at Michigan Tech in the 70s. I'll have to surprise him with these!

Posted on July 16, 2012 at 3:25 pm 0

On My Superpower Is Being Alone Forever: Party of One

@Ivona Poyntz@facebook "DickLit," obvs.

Posted on November 17, 2011 at 4:47 pm 0

On The Night Clay Aiken Saved My Life

Wow. Brilliantly written, this.

Posted on June 25, 2011 at 12:38 am 0

On Today's Lottery Winners, Part 2: Woman With Hot Boyfriend Wins Lottery

The fact that you looked him up on Facebook makes me feel incredibly happy and less stalkery in my daily life.

Posted on April 1, 2011 at 11:56 am 1

On Back It Up, Back It Up

I just wanted to pop in to say that last month I fried my MacBook Pro WITH RED WINE, to the point where NOTHING could be recovered from it. By some miracle (boobs), Apple gave me a new machine, which was oddly liberating (denial), but let this be a cautionary tale: Back that ish UP.

Also, don't get drunk with your best friend over Skype.

Posted on March 31, 2011 at 1:47 pm 0