On The Final Word on Men and Shorts
I had never heard of "Etro" so I went and found those shorts online. They were $350.
You rich people are adorable. So many opinions on so many things!
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On Hipsters Are Destroying New York, Claims Subway Rag
I was over hipster-bashing before it got popular. (Sorry.)
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On Inside the Post-It Note Anti-Obama Revolution
I guess maybe they would have a point if their solution wasn't "Vote for Donald Trump".
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On Why We Shouldn't Treat Rap As Poetry
"It's hard to make a convincing case for rap as poetry if you can never credit authors properly."
Is it? I mean, not that I'm on board with this Rap As Poetry business, because I'm not. You should listen to the music, that's what it's there for! But a poem doesn't become not-a-poem just because we're not sure who authored it. Our culture has all kinds of old stuff that we like but we're not sure who made it. Isn't Shakespeare's actual identity somewhat of a mystery to this day?
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On Serious Existentialist Sasha Grey
Aw man, fuck everything about that sentence. I'm so tired of being expected to slaver over this person because she has some vague idea who Sartre is.
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On Your Gut Will Make You Go Blind
Whatever, chicken and vegetables are awesome. Just deep-fry 'em first.
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On Back It Up, Back It Up
Use Dropbox for documents, and if you already have a Mac then turn on Time Machine you big doofus!
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On Age-Old Hand-Drying Conundrum Resolved
I'm with you, davetar. "GERMS!!! Run away!"
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On Some Brief Impressions Of The Village Voice Choice Eats Event, Including Thoughts On The Term "Foodie"
My solution to this conundrum is to use bacon fat, a lot.
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On The 11 Most Revolting Things Sam Sifton Ate in London
Monkey bread is so delicious though. If you live in America and you don't know about some monkey bread, you better find out. I would eat anything compared favorably to monkey bread.
Chicken oysters, too. That's the best part of the bird!