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By IBentMyWookie on What Does Your Whorephone Say About You?

@KarenUhOh A Britanny is not a goal; it is a consequence.

Posted on May 27, 2014 at 1:37 pm 6

By KarenUhOh on What Does Your Whorephone Say About You?

"Scott's goals for 2014 include landing a Brittany and a Tori."

Posted on May 27, 2014 at 11:31 am 3

By KarenUhOh on Do You Know Where Your Teens Are? (They're Swarming John Green)

Dear Lord. All those minivans in the parking lot with their motors running.

Posted on May 8, 2014 at 9:35 am 4

By cardiganboots on Ask Polly: I Was Dumped After a Freak Accident and I Can't Move On

Seriously. My advice is to light that dude on fire, and THEN do all the good stuff Polly said.

Posted on May 7, 2014 at 1:47 pm 6

By LondonLee on Ruth Reichl On David Foster Wallace's "Consider The Lobster": "He Argued Over Every Edit"

I worked at The Atlantic when Wallace wrote a (terrific) feature for them about talk radio. According to our managing editor he was a sweetheart to deal with.

True: Whenever the books section reviewed something about WWII or The Holocaust (which was often), BMW pulled their ads for that issue.

Posted on May 7, 2014 at 12:07 pm 4

By jfruh on Journalists Cowed

Probably a good place to point out that people who register/identify as politically "independent" usually vote for one party just as consistently as people who register/identify with that party.

Posted on May 7, 2014 at 11:27 am 6

By Gef the Talking Mongoose on Change Comes From Within Website

@Clarence Rosario :

A GUIDE TO COMMENTER NUMBERS, by Gef the Talking Mongoose

0-99 : Founder, supportive / undermining friend-of-friend, mom (hi, Mom).
100-999 : "Early adopter," sucker, narcissist seeking new outlet / soapbox.
1000-3000 : Unhip trying to get hip, wallflower, always-a-bridesmaid, etc.
3000-199999 : Spambot.
200000-299999 : Burner account for category 1, nostalgia user, category 2 user who can't remember password, "twitterer," "facebooker," or some other bullshit.
999999+ : Secret category. THE MACHINES.

Posted on May 5, 2014 at 3:36 pm 6

By Clarence Rosario on Change Comes From Within Website

@Matt Buchanan If this were Kinja, this would be a double-post.

Posted on May 5, 2014 at 2:06 pm 3

By hockeymom on How to Write

Love this.
My 13 year old said "I have 5-thousand followers on Tumblr. You don't even have a Tumblr mom, so are you even a real writer?".

I definitely need to up my Harry Styles fanfic game.

Posted on May 5, 2014 at 12:56 pm 1

By Julie the T on Matt Berry Is 40

What an absolute treasure. And that voice! I die.

Posted on May 5, 2014 at 11:53 am 1