On Maybe The Thing About God's Son Having A Wife Is Untrue

The presence of of Shiva as a character should have tipped them off to this being fourth century crossover slashfic.

Posted on April 23, 2014 at 1:35 pm 0

On The Better You Look The Meaner You Are

Perhaps charities should wait until the humidity reaches 90% before asking for donations. Also, this research only deepens the mystery of Donald Trump's hair.

Posted on April 23, 2014 at 1:22 pm 1

On Camille Paglia Still Doing Her Camille Paglia Thing

@needsmoresalt: I know, right? I can't even get angry at someone so far out there she thinks a lower drinking age would have prevented people from sexting or taking ecstasy at raves.

Posted on April 23, 2014 at 1:14 pm 0

On If No One Is Around To See A Big Bang Did It Really Happen?

I more baffled by the 8% that don't believe that there's a genetic code. What do they think is actually at work in their cells?

Posted on April 22, 2014 at 6:57 pm 0

On This Thing Used To Be That Thing

It's pizza signs all the way down.

Posted on April 18, 2014 at 2:18 pm 0

On Portland Teen Makes Water Artisanal

I think Portland does this on purpose, just to show California they can throw water away, no problem.

Posted on April 17, 2014 at 10:14 pm 1

On Hopes For The Future Mostly Involve Being Able To Escape Back Into The Past

I can't believe having robot servants ranked so low. And they didn't even ask about sexbots!

Posted on April 17, 2014 at 10:09 pm 0

On Remember Skywriting?

I can't believe social media wants people to look up from their smartphones.

Posted on April 17, 2014 at 9:49 pm 0

On Guess What's On Those Shiny Screens?

I don't think of it as dirty, I think of it as personalized with my signature microflora.

Posted on April 16, 2014 at 9:26 pm 0

On Where Am I? And What Time Is It?

"The moment when the shadow is shortest (and points due north) is the time of local noon"

Would that just be in the Northern Hemisphere? Also, would another method for estimating latitude be measuring the change in day length (assuming you still have a watch)? It seems like measuring the change in the length of the noonday shadow might also work.

And here's the obligatory link to to "B- Time Traveler"

Posted on April 16, 2014 at 9:13 pm 0