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On How's Your Day Going?

sweet lord, i barely pull myself out of my existential despair, and then i read this.

(yay sun!)

Posted on May 9, 2012 at 2:50 pm 0

On Pizza Toppings, In Order

@keisertroll
It still exists!
http://www.bookitprogram.com/

Posted on October 18, 2011 at 3:27 pm 0

On Pizza Toppings, In Order

Mushrooms at 18? You've been forced to ingest pizzas with white mushrooms, haven't you?

And don't even get me started on ground beef as #3. Of all the....

Posted on October 18, 2011 at 3:23 pm 0

On 'Confessions of a Shopaholic': If Patricia Highsmith Wrote Chick Lit

Imagine the joy of reading this as a very broke 22-year-old. I hated her and that stupid scarf.

I have read all the books though (except this baby one). Easy reads, plus I get to be judgmental about an imaginary person and not feel guilty about it.

Posted on September 21, 2011 at 6:21 pm 3

On Vegetables Are Bad For You

Oh man, I'm halfway through this salad. Now every time I take a bite, I swear I can taste the e. coli.

Posted on May 24, 2011 at 2:11 pm 0

On Eat, Pray, Judge: Lunch With The Sikhs

You should go back on a Sunday, hang out for the service, and enjoy freshly made food. Weekday langar is always old and outta the fridge. Plus, in keeping with the practice of seva, you aren't allowed to serve yourself.

Now I'm craving gurudwara roti. Damn.

Posted on May 10, 2011 at 2:50 pm 0

On The "Snuck" Wars, Round Two

Choire, I hate to be that person, but it's Dodge AVENUE, not Drive. I know this because I am often at the Dominick's up the street buying cheap wine.

Posted on June 18, 2010 at 2:41 pm 0

On Real America: Go On, Move Here Then

I really liked this article, Abe. Very thoughtful. I appreciate all of your articles set here in "flyover" country.

Posted on May 4, 2010 at 11:29 pm 0

On 'Rolling Stone' Loses Mind, Folds Time and Space, Explodes, Crumples, Implodes

I like NME's take much, much better (even if they insist on forcing Biffy Clyro down my throat).

http://public.edition-on.net/links/1996_nme_digital_2010_001.asp

Posted on April 14, 2010 at 11:24 am 0

On Health Care Reform: Job Killer?

As if i didn't love Balk enough already, he goes and knocks A&M in favor of UT.

A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey bartender, I know a great Aggie joke. You want to hear it?" The bartender says, "Well, before you tell it I should probably tell you that I went to A&M. And you see those two big guys sitting next to you -- they were linebackers for the A&M football team. And those two guys on your other side -- they're Marines, and they used to be in the Corps of Cadets at A&M. Now, are you sure you really want to tell that Aggie joke?"

The guy thinks for a second. "I guess not," he said. "I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."

Posted on April 8, 2010 at 2:37 pm 0