whizz_dumb
From Chicago, now in Oakland, works on environmental noise studies for money, plays baseball for fun.
On 43 Things That Will Make You Feel Old
Somewhere in the middle of the pack: The ever-intensifying hangovers. I don't even want to cut back, but if I want to hold down a job I kind-of have to at this point.
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On 43 Things That Will Make You Feel Old
@ironhoneybee Yeah that one hits hard, having just dislocated the same shoulder for a third time. The corrective surgery is probably a waste of time and money.
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On Man Finds Album Underwhelming
@Danzig! Either way he would've found a way to write about how un-prude his sex life is.
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On Are We Not Each A Customer Whilst We Are Using The Restroom?
@SidAndFinancy Holy shit you're right, bathroom stalls are probably the shittiest partitions.
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On What Does The Odor Of Your Urine After You Eat Asparagus Say About You?
I read "asparagus" as "asbergers" the first time through, which made me feel uncomfortable and odd. The correct reading makes way more sense.
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On The Complete Glossary of Hipster Hallmarks
In defense of facial hair, it has been around for quite a while.
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On The Complete Glossary of Hipster Hallmarks
The words "hipster" and "douchebag" have become meaningless (somewhat interchangeable) descriptors that mainly expose the user's disdain for strangers.
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On Asshole College Kids Apparently Now Way Worse Than Ever
@#56 This has inspired my next historical nonfiction book called Wait For It!: One man's sin and salvation through eternal buffering
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On Signifiers Of Coolness In The Early 21st Century
"...a D.J. and downtown fixture." Where do you get "trend-sucking" from?