From Chicago, now in Oakland, works on environmental noise studies for money, plays baseball for fun.
"...a D.J. and downtown fixture." Where do you get "trend-sucking" from?
Somewhere in the middle of the pack: The ever-intensifying hangovers. I don't even want to cut back, but if I want to hold down a job I kind-of have to at this point.
@ironhoneybee Yeah that one hits hard, having just dislocated the same shoulder for a third time. The corrective surgery is probably a waste of time and money.
@Danzig! Either way he would've found a way to write about how un-prude his sex life is.
@SidAndFinancy Holy shit you're right, bathroom stalls are probably the shittiest partitions.
I read "asparagus" as "asbergers" the first time through, which made me feel uncomfortable and odd. The correct reading makes way more sense.
In defense of facial hair, it has been around for quite a while.
The words "hipster" and "douchebag" have become meaningless (somewhat interchangeable) descriptors that mainly expose the user's disdain for strangers.
Well, I'm screwed.
@#56 This has inspired my next historical nonfiction book called Wait For It!: One man's sin and salvation through eternal buffering